~~~ Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The Flu. Fucking dick of a thing. Just back from a 3 week holiday so can't really pull a sickie for the rest of the week as it looks bad. I'm sat in work typing this unable to breathe through my nose, with 3 layers on, and it feels like my head has just exploded and someone has slit my throat open. To be honest I can't stand people who come into work ill, all you're going to do is spread it and make other people sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 To be honest I can't stand people who come into work ill, all you're going to do is spread it and make other people sick. This. Stupid selfish basturts. "Oh, I've just had my holiday and I know you're going away next week, so here's the flu to take with you....." D'oh ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Since you've came into work, isn't enough for them to see how ill you are to know you ain't taking the piss and allow you to go home without any complaints? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The main reason my last day at this company is next Friday is because they expect you in even on your deathbed and they pass comment randomly on how many sick days you've had. I've had 2 since October 2013. My boss actually told me to come in as the hierarchy would suspect I was 'at it' if I didn't come back into work after my holiday. And that they probably wouldn't pay me sick pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Noty so much annoys me but I always find it curious. Why do people stand waiting for ages to cross a busy road rather than walk 20 yards along the road to a zebra crossing?? By the time you walk the additional 40 yards, you can have exploited a gap in the traffic in the majority of cases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Was in Asian shop and chanced Kashmiri Mix. Tasted like boiled eggs and the cashew ratio on the front cover is an absolute fucking lie. In the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Should have posted it back to the manufacturer. I'm surprised he wasn't on the Quick Question Thread asking folk how to put something in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Boring fitba banter at work. Experts flinging away hundreds of pounds on stupid bets only for one time to get something right and brag about it on Facebook. Not one of them have been to a game this year. Why would chose to support the old firm then not go to any games, buy the shirt, get sky tv and then slag off your local side and its supporters? Your opinion on football is invalid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 People who say, "mines", instead, of "mine". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 People who say "draw" instead of "drawer" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 People who say, "mines", instead, of "mine". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Can't recall her saying, "These mines are mines". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Can't recall her saying, "These mines are mines". What, exactly, did she think that mask was going to do if she stood on one of those things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 People who say "Simon Mensing" instead of "fuckin thug" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 What, exactly, did she think that mask was going to do if she stood on one of those things? She was going to strim those big weeds back a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The Flu. Fucking dick of a thing. Just back from a 3 week holiday so can't really pull a sickie for the rest of the week as it looks bad. I'm sat in work typing this unable to breathe through my nose, with 3 layers on, and it feels like my head has just exploded and someone has slit my throat open. You've managed to get out of your bed = you don't have the flu! PTTGOMN - People who have a really bad cold who claim to have the flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Someone at my work phoned in last week with "influenza". Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 What, exactly, did she think that mask was going to do if she stood on one of those things? Stop the grass getting in her overly made up cow eyes. Should maybe have worn it when driving around the streets of Paris? She wasn't driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 What, exactly, did she think that mask was going to do if she stood on one of those things? Identify her from the remaining ear it was attached to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Standing on top of a viaduct in Kirkcaldy. I have nothing to do till the people I am working with stop dangling them selves of the side of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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