BFTD Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 You arrive at the cinema, and somebody has exploded from both ends in one of the seats. Then you look at your ticket... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 The smell in my kitchen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Not getting paid for 33hrs work because some idiot managers cant sign a form 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Shite on your shoes? Not everyone is inept in the ways of bowel evacuation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Not everyone is inept in the ways of bowel evacuation. Zing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Always angry nowdays... I've noticed that too. Why is that? You're permanently rattled. Calm yourself, you'll live longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Anyone else think that some of the BBC's stories are starting to look like a teenage girl's MySpace page? Or whatever they use these days. Bebo? Here's an example: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_8529/index.html It's an utterly horrific mess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The word "gotten". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 People who wear trainers without any socks. Seriously, how can people do this?!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The word "gotten". In work yesterday I heard someone ask a customer on the phone if "payment had been took" could feel the rage building inside me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 People who wear trainers without any socks. Seriously, how can people do this?!?! Acceptable in the hot weather IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Folk pretending to be statues in city centre streets. What is the point? You've got folk busking, doing magic tricks, making things with balloons. All people with some level of talent. Then you've got these tosspots, painting themselves battleship grey just to stand still. You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Anyone else think that some of the BBC's stories are starting to look like a teenage girl's MySpace page? Or whatever they use these days. Bebo? Here's an example: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_8529/index.html It's an utterly horrific mess It looks horrible so I didn't bother reading. I assume 'Helmand's Golden Age' is an article about the development of jar-based mayonnaise, so it was probably a pile of shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Acceptable in the hot weather IMO Gives you blisters pretty quick, in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time. Wrong type of attention-seeking bullshit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 People who wear trainers without any socks. Seriously, how can people do this?!?! "Invisible" socks are the way forward. Genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Chipped a tooth this morning thats me got two now. Looks like a trip to the dentist is required for the first time in years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Folk pretending to be statues in city centre streets. What is the point? You've got folk busking, doing magic tricks, making things with balloons. All people with some level of talent. Then you've got these tosspots, painting themselves battleship grey just to stand still. You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time. When I was in Paris last summer the streets were packed full of people trying anything to make a few quid - the usual ones selling souvenirs etc, the 'find the ball under the cup' tricks etc, and of course these statue folk. Then there was one genius sitting on a wall beside the Eiffel Tower with a box of lettuce, a cute fluffy rabbit and a sign saying "2 euros, feed the rabbit".The kids and parents were queueing up and the boy was f**king minted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Chipped a tooth this morning thats me got two now. Looks like a trip to the dentist is required for the first time in years. Try chomping on the pillow instead of the bedpost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Try chomping on the pillow instead of the bedpost. Sound advice that. Sound advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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