Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1417214260.759060.jpg As Ian Hunter once said. You're never alone with a schizophrenic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Schizophrenics. Why? You never hear one joking and smiling or even chatting the the other up. ALWAYS complaining and moaning. Fck aff! Is that what you both think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Was sadly safe and sound and slightly cold. Battery had power just the ampage on it has gotten so low that it can fail to start. New battery tomorrow. * cut to shot of weirdcal's body in a ditch * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I'm working tomorrow morning and the thought of getting up early on a Saturday at 7am is absolutely vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'm working tomorrow morning and the thought of getting up early on a Saturday at 7am is absolutely vile. I used to do 6am starts over the weekend, meaning setting the alarm for 4.30am. Best solution, do an all nighter, sleep when you get home after work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 * cut to shot of weirdcal's body in a ditch * Or wallyford. Its pretty much the same idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Schizophrenics. Why? You never hear one joking and smiling or even chatting the the other up. ALWAYS complaining and moaning. Fck aff! Andy Goram liked a laugh and a carry on. So did Andy Goram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 The police officer said she was taking my details because the incident had been reported and she had to, but she was satisfied, and said (out of their earshot) that I could have parked a little further over. Her colleague spoke to the mentalists, but f*ck knows what he wrote down. When he came back, he said my parking was fine given that the spaces are so narrow. The ridiculous thing is I'd have happily moved if the woman had asked me when I got back to the car, but instead she wasted everyone's time by hurling abuse at me, and sending her husband for the police. If I end up getting a ticket, I'm going to go fully berserk though! So it's an offence to park within the white lines now (according to some bampots)?. They should, as someone else suggested, be charged with wasting police time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 The word 'of' being substituted for 'have'. Starting to see it in newspapers and magazines now. Apparently it's acceptable to stick in a word that kinda sounds like the one you meant to use, regardless of what the word actually means. <<< grammer not see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 The word 'of' being substituted for 'have'. Starting to see it in newspapers and magazines now. Apparently it's acceptable to stick in a word that kinda sounds like the one you meant to use, regardless of what the word actually means. <<< grammer not see Another example would be "kinda" instead of "kind of". Oh, and it's "grammar".. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Another example would be "kinda" instead of "kind of". Oh, and it's "grammar".. Does kinda have a different meaning to 'kind of'? Also, whoosh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 People who post whoosh-bait before 9.00 in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Impersonators on TV who start each new voice with "Hello, <insert name> here" or "As leader of the <insert political party> party, I'd just like to say...". If your impression is so bad that you have to tell me who it is you're meant to be, then get the phuque off my telly and either get better or stay off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 You've been watching too much Mike Yarwood. Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Mozza showing his age here. He'll be telling us Russ Abbot is Britain's #1 entertainer next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Mozza showing his age here. He'll be telling us Russ Abbot is Britain's #1 entertainer next. Oh what an atmosphere he created. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 The word 'of' being substituted for 'have'. Starting to see it in newspapers and magazines now. Apparently it's acceptable to stick in a word that kinda sounds like the one you meant to use, regardless of what the word actually means. <<< grammer not see Anybody who has left secondary school and uses kind of, would of or should of should be forcibly sterilised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 In fact the worst part of the proliferation of "of" isn't even seeing it written out, it's when you hear people say it. Michael Stewart does it whenever he's on Sportscene and it makes me fucking furious. You can just mark someone as a complete idiot whenever it happens, and I take great delight in correcting them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'm in full agreement with you here, Miguel - but the abuse and mangling of the English language which we see and hear daily is a long way from petty, at least in my opinion. In an age when people endlessly complain about being misunderstood or ignored,I feel they should make the effort to express themselves properly in the first place. Text speak, slang, jargon - neither big nor clever, especially in a multilingual society. Just use plain English! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Never realised HMV at the top end of Buchanan Street had shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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