BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 That wee button on the flush on push-button toilets. You know, the one that you accidentally hit that stops the toilet from flushing properly. WTF is that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 That wee button on the flush on push-button toilets. You know, the one that you accidentally hit that stops the toilet from flushing properly. WTF is that all about? It's to save water when you don't need the Niagra Falls to get your jobby around the U-bend. So for a piss or the bottom end of the jobby chart below, use the small knob, for the rest use the big one. Easy to remember really, big jobby=big knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 It's to save water when you don't need the Niagra Falls to get your jobby around the U-bend. So for a piss or the bottom end of the jobby chart below, use the small knob, for the rest use the big one. Easy to remember really, big jobby=big knob. Really? Ours must be broken - it saves water by doing hee-haw. Also, that delicious cake; I've never been so confused 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 big jobby=big knob. I'm saving that excuse for the next time I block the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When using the printer at work as the same time as someone else, they come and look at what you've printed incase its theirs, then put it back the wrong way. Hanging offence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When using the printer at work as the same time as someone else, they come and look at what you've printed incase its theirs, then put it back the wrong way. Hanging offence. Even worse; people who print multiple documents, then go to the printer and pick up the whole stack and take it back to their desk, before throwing anything that isn't theirs in the bin. Usually the boss' pet, naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Even worse; people who print multiple documents, then go to the printer and pick up the whole stack and take it back to their desk, before throwing anything that isn't theirs in the bin. Usually the boss' pet, naturally. People who print out shite and don't go and get it. Usually the fat c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 People who print out shite and don't go and get it. Usually the fat c**t. You never give me the chance, Sharon! Anyway, off your knees, hunni. The boss has finished up for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When people use the phrase "Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one!" It's such a shite thing to say. It demonstrates an utter lack of imagination. It shows that this person has nothing of value to add to the conversation. It's as if they can't think of a logical argument, or indeed any argument, so they throw this terrible cliche out unthinkingly. I suppose the very first time, literally the very first time, it could seem mildly amusing, but after that it's a clear calling card of a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When anyone from the British isles says 'asshole' as opposed to 'arsehole'. When it's typed it's even worse. It sounds like an American kid saying his first swear word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Went to some smoothie place in the St Enoch Centre today where you could chose the 'sweetness' of your smoothie. 50% was a third of the cup, 100% was two thirds and 150% was the full cup. I was seething, makes me angry thinking about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) "hidden tracks" on the end of albums. This was a novelty in the early 90s when CD's were still new and the technology was being explored. It is no longer a novelty. Just put all the tracks on the album as normal and stop wasting my time. Also, skits on albums. How did you get through all the months of recording, mixing, mastering and preparation before releasing the record and still think these were funny? Hip hop is particularly bad for this. Give it a rest. Back when CDs were a thing, I learned early on to avoid anything with the phrase "Bonus Tracks". Invariably this meant "Crap, we have an extra 30 minutes to fill. How about we drop in a bunch of outtakes and banter between the musicians?" You ended up having to burn a copy with the tracks you wanted just so you could listen to the album without having to constantly skip through all the filler. Edited February 19, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When people use the phrase "Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one!" It's such a shite thing to say. It demonstrates an utter lack of imagination. It shows that this person has nothing of value to add to the conversation. It's as if they can't think of a logical argument, or indeed any argument, so they throw this terrible cliche out unthinkingly. I suppose the very first time, literally the very first time, it could seem mildly amusing, but after that it's a clear calling card of a moron. I swear you posted the exact same thing a few days ago Either that, or someone else did, which would be wonderfully ironic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 English media/pundits and their snobbery over the EPL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I swear you posted the exact same thing a few days ago Either that, or someone else did, which would be wonderfully ironic I posted similar about the phrase 'No shit Sherlock'. Ugh. I'm getting slightly irritated thinking about it. And the other one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", does that get you going as well, DA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", does that get you going as well, DA? Nah that one doesn't raise any ire at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 How about "one in Kate Bush is better than two in the hand", does that get you going as well, DA? Allow me to do some editing, you know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 When people use the phrase "Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one!" It's such a shite thing to say. It demonstrates an utter lack of imagination. It shows that this person has nothing of value to add to the conversation. It's as if they can't think of a logical argument, or indeed any argument, so they throw this terrible cliche out unthinkingly. I suppose the very first time, literally the very first time, it could seem mildly amusing, but after that it's a clear calling card of a moron. Not as annoying as 'oh aye here's the backshift coming in' when you're a minute late to highlight the fact to everyone. Had a shit night worrying about a relative in hospital then stuck in traffic, felt like launching the c**t over the desk tbh. Ended up doing the laugh from pet detective and just blanked them. What is it the makes people like this? Who are you trying to impress ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There's petitions for everything these days, might start a petition to get them banned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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