Widge Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 After having my haircut the other day, I've realised that without gel in it, it looks pretty shite, of course my PTTGOYN is that I don't actually have any gel in my house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 6/10 on the seething scale. Wee weegie b*****ds with hand tattooes following me about on pie and bovril though scores higher at 7/10. You can't be referring to me then, I'm neither wee, nor a Weegie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Are tattooes tattoos for your toes or your tomatoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 They're tattoos of "E's", presumably he thinks I've got a tattoo of a pill on my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 My family are all clubbing together to get my dad something for his birthday and he was really keen on some new golf clubs. He told my mum he did not like golf trollies, and he liked the look of this driver and wedge. My mums bought the trolley and asked me for £50 for it. I don't grudge paying it, but every time this happens she buys what she's told not to buy. Is this just my mum being a dickhead, or is every woman the same? I'd be strongly advising her to rerurn it and get the clubs instead, saying I'm not particularly happy for (what is also) my present to him being something he clearly doesn't like. Women love buying things only to take them back later anyway. It's not giving them the full shopping experience otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 They're tattoos of "E's", presumably he thinks I've got a tattoo of a pill on my hand. Yup, you're defo more annoying than IS. Yer a weegie to me. Just annoyed that Kev Nicoll plays for Arbroath now IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Yup, you're defo more annoying than IS. Yer a weegie to me. Just annoyed that Kev Nicoll plays for Arbroath now IMO. Reported for racism against Strathclyders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Let's face it, anyone who isn't a Weegie is a Teuchter, and no one wants to be a Teuchter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Let's face it, anyone who isn't a Weegie is a Teuchter, and no one wants to be a Teuchter. As someone with a foot in both camps, I'm fucked either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Let's face it, anyone who isn't a Weegie is a Teuchter, and no one wants to be a Teuchter. What about folk from Edinburgh? I'm neither and want to be known as a "posh c**t" I now await the witty replay of FTFY and the word posh taken out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 What about folk from Edinburgh? I'm neither and want to be known as a "posh c**t" I now await the witty replay of FTFY and the word posh taken out! English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) There's absolutely feck all wrong with being a weegie. My maw is and half my family are from Anniesland/Carntyne. West Coasters shouldn't take it as some sort of insult. Some of the greatest Scots of all time are weegies. Weegies being anyone that is within a 30 mile radius of Glasgow. Edited February 25, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) We're all teuchters on the inside. Your missus has certainly had a bit of Weegie inside her. Edited February 25, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 English. Ahh good I was wondering if the three lions and St George's cross I have hanging from my house were too much. Good to know they're not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 That explains a lot tbh. The John Wayne walk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 After having my haircut the other day, I've realised that without gel in it, it looks pretty shite, of course my PTTGOYN is that I don't actually have any gel in my house! Semen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Semen? No thanks, I already ate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 West Coasters shouldn't take it as some sort of insult. I'll fucking West Coaster you, I think you'll find we're not even on the coast. Interesting to know that you'd class someone from Stirling as a Weegie. Even Livingston is about 30 miles from Glasgow but you wouldn't call them Weegies. Lazy, derogatory term used by lazy, derisory teuchtars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 There's absolutely feck all wrong with being a weegie. My maw is and half my family are from Anniesland/Carntyne. West Coasters shouldn't take it as some sort of insult. Some of the greatest Scots of all time are weegies. Weegies being anyone that is within a 30 mile radius of Glasgow. Ah so they left the snobby west end, with placed with as Knightswood and moved to the glorious east end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Ah so they left the snobby west end, with placed with as Knightswood and moved to the glorious east end I don't know what this means, but I'm going to take it as an insult against my scheme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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