BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 My local council run swimming pool has a women only night on a Tuesday, which to be honest doesn't bother me. They have now decided to extend it to a Saturday, from 1pm till close, no men are allowed to use the pool, and nobody under 14 either, meaning women wouldn't even be allowed to take their child with them. Speaking to one of the staff, he also told us come 1pm all the male staff are relocated to another gym for the rest of the shift. Now, I think that is taking the piss. on the most popular day of the week, all men and children are banned from using the pool. That doesn't sound alright at all Might be brilliant for the pervert lesbian community, however, especially if they have a sauna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I've actually no idea what this means. Are you implying I've got pish or spooge in my ear canal? Please specify which, as I don't want to admit both to the doctor. It's a navy term used to describe a sailor who takes more than one minute to shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 sounds like discrimination to me... 'I can't use the facilties because I have a penis...' They were talking about this on radio Scotland recently and some feminist type was on saying that a lots of men go to the pool simply to ogle women. Really fuckin ripped my knitting she did. Well, if I'm being honest..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 It's a navy term used to describe a sailor who takes more than one minute to shower. Ah. (delete, delete, delete)... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 That doesn't sound alright at all Might be brilliant for the pervert lesbian community, however, especially if they have a sauna. I was told my membership allows me access to any council swimming pool. My local pool is across the road from me, I can see it from my window. the next nearest is a 20 minute drive away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I was told my membership allows me access to any council swimming pool. My local pool is across the road from me, I can see it from my window. the next nearest is a 20 minute drive away. I think I'm starting to see the problem here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 My local pool hold these women only sessions too. Always wondered what the need is but if it's all to do with supposed 'ogling', it could be worth paying a bunch of creepy homeless guys to sit around in the cozy glass window viewing area simply to piss them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 These dreadful Settlers-lite online scam games that are always advertising on the telly. Evony seems to have died off, so now it's Clash of Clans and Lord of War, or whatever they're called. The thing that annoys me is the expensive ads that have absolutely nothing to do with the game whatsoever. It's deeply concerning that there are enough rich morons around for them to be able to afford these. Grr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I used to be employed to stand around outside a village hall making sure nobody was on a ladder peeking into the high windows of a hall while a bunch of fully-dressed middle-aged to elderly women jiggled around to techno, similar to that "Sexy & I Know It" Specsavers advert. I must've been really imposing, as I never saw anybody who looked even remotely interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 They also have women only sessions at my local pool. Pretty pathetic really. I don't think 'ogling' is the issue, the exact opposite more like. Any time I've been heading to the gym, the majority of women heading for the women only swimming session I wouldn't touch with a stolen cock. If that's what you say to them, you can understand their point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Jacamo's advertisements for their horrific clobber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Round yellow/red cards, look utterly shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Football kits with the club badge in the middle of the chest really annoy me for some reason, it just looks shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I have complained this before, but the amount of rubbish chucked out of cars / trucks etc on the side of the road/motorways is a disgrace. Please take it home. And while I am on about motorways, I have never seen so many potholes on high speed roads. I am glad to see my road tax is going to good use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I have complained this before, but the amount of rubbish chucked out of cars / trucks etc on the side of the road/motorways is a disgrace. Please take it home. And while I am on about motorways, I have never seen so many potholes on high speed roads. I am glad to see my road tax is going to good use. Totally agree re litter thrown out of cars. Especially for food packaging/drinks bottles. Just take it home or bin it somewhere instead of being a lazy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I have complained this before, but the amount of rubbish chucked out of cars / trucks etc on the side of the road/motorways is a disgrace. Please take it home. And while I am on about motorways, I have never seen so many potholes on high speed roads. I am glad to see my road tax is going to good use. I've been scouting out (pardon the pun) locations to place Geocaches for a scout activity night and the number of (otherwise great) sites which I've had to ignore because of the amount of rubbish and broken glass lying about is unreal. I also can't believe that councils need to stick up signs which say "dumping of rubbish is prohibited" as if some folk would think it's fair game there otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I've been scouting out (pardon the pun) locations to place Geocaches for a scout activity night and the number of (otherwise great) sites which I've had to ignore because of the amount of rubbish and broken glass lying about is unreal. I also can't believe that councils need to stick up signs which say "dumping of rubbish is prohibited" as if some folk would think it's fair game there otherwise. We have council "Enforcement officers" that dish our fines to people dropping litter or cigarette ends. It keeps the city centre looking good, but you barely seeing them a mile outside the place. Sticking up a sign does f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Wayne Sleep can be added to the list of z-list celebrity twats who are scrambling for relevance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Aberdeen fans disrupting my girlfriend's train home, resulting in it being delayed and a dozen or so drunk sheep shagging fiends being questioned by the police at Dundee train station. Bunch of louts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Aberdeen fans disrupting my girlfriend's train home, resulting in it being delayed and a dozen or so drunk sheep shagging fiends being questioned by the police at Dundee train station. Bunch of louts. Football fans drunk and rowdy on a train shocker, how long was it delayed for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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