welshbairn Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Aberdeen fans disrupting my girlfriend's train home, resulting in it being delayed and a dozen or so drunk sheep shagging fiends being questioned by the police at Dundee train station. Bunch of louts. Cracking excuse that, nobody ever doubts it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Football fans drunk and rowdy on a train shocker, how long was it delayed for? Around an hour, was due away at 18.03 but it didn't leave until 19.00. Didn't help that is was freezing at the station either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Around an hour, was due away at 18.03 but it didn't leave until 19.00. Didn't help that is was freezing at the station either. An hour????? See Welshbairns post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I like a good sweeping generalisation. Old Firm fans, full time mummys etc. My latest one is people that go on holday to Cancun. Over the last few months, several people have boasted about going or having recently been there. Not just mentioning that they're going/have been on holiday like most folk do but really going that extra mile just to stress how luxurious and exlcusive it was as if somehow it was way, way beyond the price bracket of your average Joe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Isn't Cancun just like Benidorm but with a slightly longer flight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Zero interest in going on one of these compound holidays. Sounds like a completely horrible experience to me. Edited March 1, 2015 by AberdeenBud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Cancunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Cancun, won't cun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 (edited) Cracking excuse that, nobody ever doubts it.Why would it be an excuse? I needed to wait with her at the station. Edited March 1, 2015 by DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Why would it be an excuse? I needed to wait with her at the station. So this is earlier going to Glasgow? Thought you meant coming back from Glasgow this afternoon I hope your girlfriend doesn't look like a sheep or it would've been a long hour and a half for her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I like a good sweeping generalisation. Old Firm fans, full time mummys etc. My latest one is people that go on holday to Cancun. Over the last few months, several people have boasted about going or having recently been there. Not just mentioning that they're going/have been on holiday like most folk do but really going that extra mile just to stress how luxurious and exlcusive it was as if somehow it was way, way beyond the price bracket of your average Joe. And Ayia Napa. And Magaluf. And Kavos. Perhaps Ibiza as well although I imagine there's maybe a bit more to the place compared to the others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I think next time someone tells me about going to Cancun, my reply will be 'could you not afford to go to one of the Caribbean islands?' and enjoy the seethe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 And Ayia Napa. And Magaluf. And Kavos. Perhaps Ibiza as well although I imagine there's maybe a bit more to the place compared to the others. What? You've got that the wrong way round, people that go to kavos/maga/napa don't usually brag about it or give it the big un. It's usually people that go to Ibiza that act to snobby for places like Maga etc from my experience!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 A quick internet search reveals that a week in an alleged 5 star hotel, all inclusive, with flights is about £1500. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Same here AB. Been on one, never again. TBH it kind of feels like what I imagine open-prison would be like, except with plenty of bevvy, good weather and no curfews. Aye, I always like to go on a wander when I'm on holiday abs hate having everything mapped out for me. I get there's places and times you need to be a bit careful and circumspect, but as you say effectively being locked up in good conditions for a week or two just doesn't appeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Zero interest in going on one of these compound holidays. Sounds like a completely horrible experience to me. I'd rather sit at home. Pointless going on these holidays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Why would anyone want to leave our beautiful country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Never had the hankering to go to one of those all-inclusive prison camps on the coast of some third world hellhole since a girl I used to work with went to the Dominican Republic. After about a week, her and her man were going stir crazy and asked if they could book a trip to the capital with a guide. No problem, said the rep. The next day, the guide shows up in a jeep along with a huge guy with an assault rifle for security on the excursion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Aye, I always like to go on a wander when I'm on holiday abs hate having everything mapped out for me. I get there's places and times you need to be a bit careful and circumspect, but as you say effectively being locked up in good conditions for a week or two just doesn't appeal.They don't lock you in. I quite like the underlying security of knowing I will be well fed and blind drunk the whole time. But I nearly always go out for one meal a day and the local pubs for a few hours at night and to watch football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Cancun itself looks fine. It's perception from those who go there that it's some sort of exclusive and prohibitively expensive paradise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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