1320Lichtie Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 You spend all day on Pie & Bovril anyway. We have internet usage leagues in the work. Pop on every half hour for a skek for a minute or two usually. No easy having your head in drawings all day. When the referendum was a bawhair away I spent far to much time on the net though arguing with folk. Got told off for it after septembers league table came in. That was a one off. I'm not bad for coming on here. Also work flexi time so finished working by 3 most days anyways so might look worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Same with shit. Shite is far better. And yes. Like bridges says you just feel stupid saying yes out loud. It's aye always 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 When your ears don't "pop" :-( Pinch nostrils closed, blow sharply down nose. Instant happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Finished the US office in about 3 weeks, just kinda lying in bed now wondering what to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Finished the US office in about 3 weeks, just kinda lying in bed now wondering what to do Watch it again, you'll pick up even more the second time around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Or you could try to lose your VL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Or you could try to lose your VL? I appreciate the offer, but no thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 When your ears don't "pop" :-( hard swallowing... :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I miss the olden days, also I hate goodbyes. Goodbye Creed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Finished the US office in about 3 weeks, just kinda lying in bed now wondering what to doask throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Finished the US office in about 3 weeks, just kinda lying in bed now wondering what to do Have a look at the All New Gif thread in the NSFW forum. That'll keep you busy for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Dinna fret quines and loons, I still use say "shite" "lavvy" "arse" amnd various ither Doric/Scottish dialect/language fan spkkin' owwer here. Oh,and occasional bits of Cathnesian minus all th sweary words! My family are used to it TBH by now, and, obviously I have to be "professional" when in he classroom, but, I'd be if I came out with "yer maw" all I'd get would be blank looks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Dinna fret quines and loons, I still use say "shite" "lavvy" "arse" amnd various ither Doric/Scottish dialect/language fan spkkin' owwer here. Oh,and occasional bits of Cathnesian minus all th sweary words! My family are used to it TBH by now, and, obviously I have to be "professional" when in he classroom, but, I'd be if I came out with "yer maw" all I'd get would be blank looks! All you would get was deported. http://news.stv.tv/west-central/312440-teacher-who-told-pupil-i-shagged-your-maw-is-struck-off-register/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 OK "Heeeere buys, he fuckin' fucked eh fucker by f**k" "Cheordie chored Chillian's chowdie" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Please actually say 'yer maw!' to a class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Finished the US office in about 3 weeks, just kinda lying in bed now wondering what to do If you haven't watched It's Always In Philadelphia yet, do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 My local council run swimming pool has a women only night on a Tuesday, which to be honest doesn't bother me. They have now decided to extend it to a Saturday, from 1pm till close, no men are allowed to use the pool, and nobody under 14 either, meaning women wouldn't even be allowed to take their child with them. Speaking to one of the staff, he also told us come 1pm all the male staff are relocated to another gym for the rest of the shift. Now, I think that is taking the piss. on the most popular day of the week, all men and children are banned from using the pool. Not at all petty, it's blatant discrimination against and demonisation of the male public and staff, and more of the same fashionable infantilisation of women. Unfortunately, this kind of bullshit is becoming endemic on the back of this wave of feminism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 It's basically so fat woman can go for a swim without being ashamed of looking like the brain bug in Starship Troopers. They also spend more in the cafe afterwards. Good business sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I was swimming behind a fat woman yesterday. I'm in favour of this type of weight based apartheid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Since I started swimming with my son, I'd imagine everyone at the Leisure Bowl in Alloa is too. A heifer evening at the baths might not be such a bad idea. One night a week, you have to tip the scales at the weighbridge before the doors open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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