Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I recently got hold of an old friends number from another friend. Now this guy was my best mate for 10 years when I was younger and I've not got a clue what to say to him. I tried to drop him a text the other day, but it's been almost 6 years since I last seen him. I know this sounds really pathetic, but he'll be a completely different person now and I've no idea how to approach this. :/ Or maybe I should just man up! I'll guarantee that when one of you says "It's been 6 years, what have you been up to?", the other will say "Not much really...". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Or the twat who sends every email as high importance yet when you respond or ask a question they are too busy to respond I'll raise you the twat who sends emails as high importance despite it not being very importing or high on the list of priorities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'll raise you the twat who sends emails as high importance despite it not being very importing or high on the list of priorities Can we add in p***ks that send a "Read Receipt Request" with every fucking email? I hit "No" to every single one of those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I recently got hold of an old friends number from another friend. Now this guy was my best mate for 10 years when I was younger and I've not got a clue what to say to him. I tried to drop him a text the other day, but it's been almost 6 years since I last seen him. I know this sounds really pathetic,but he'll be a completely different person now and I've no idea how to approach this. :/ Or maybe I should just man up! No idea what to say? Ridiculously over thinking this here. Just say 'aryt mate' and take it from there!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 If someone texted me 'aryt mate' they'd get ignored for texting like a 13 year old girl. Just fire off a text like you'd seen him yesterday, littered with personal insults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 If someone texted me 'aryt mate' they'd get ignored for texting like a 13 year old girl. Just fire off a text like you'd seen him yesterday, littered with personal insults. Well I wouldn't know as I don't text 13 year old girls... I doubt 13 year old girls say 'aryt mate' though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 This woman in my team has just earned the nickname thrush after her constant ridiculous questions. Today "Chips for lunch?" Me: "aye" "Just chips?" "Aye" "No beans, no cheese, just chips?" "Aye" "Why?" Seriously don't understand that, I've had to make an excuse to get away from her. Is this boot in the pie behaviour or am I being a crabbit c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) This woman in my team has just earned the nickname thrush after her constant ridiculous questions. Today "Chips for lunch?" Me: "aye" "Just chips?" "Aye" "No beans, no cheese, just chips?" "Aye" "Why?" Seriously don't understand that, I've had to make an excuse to get away from her. Is this boot in the pie behaviour or am I being a crabbit c**t? Boot in the pie. Would you describe her build as 'robust'? Edited March 23, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Boot in the pie. Would you describe her build as 'robust'? Nope, she looks like a newt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Nope, she looks like a newt. That was going to be my second guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Just went to a Turkish barbers for the first time ever. I am currently this guy... Edited March 23, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I recently got hold of an old friends number from another friend. Now this guy was my best mate for 10 years when I was younger and I've not got a clue what to say to him. I tried to drop him a text the other day, but it's been almost 6 years since I last seen him. I know this sounds really pathetic, but he'll be a completely different person now and I've no idea how to approach this. :/ Or maybe I should just man up! Sounds like something philpy would stick in the Depression thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A barber turned you black? Unless you were already black of course and now you've just got a shit haircut. Who knows? They'll never let you in to Oz looking like that , mate. Reported for racism. Don't think we'll be getting into Oz anyhow...missus is convinced she's failed the assessment : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Reported for racism. Don't think we'll be getting into Oz anyhow...missus is convinced she's failed the assessment : Grounds for divorce IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Just went to a Turkish barbers for the first time ever. I am currently this guy... That is the most irritating accent in the world to me. I have two cousins who talk like this too...despite the fact that their other two siblings speak quite normally (for Londoners). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 my office playing absolute 80's day in day out. F**k off! I think i'd rather listen to Clyde 1 at this rate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 That is the most irritating accent in the world to me. I have two cousins who talk like this too...despite the fact that their other two siblings speak quite normally (for Londoners). Are they also incapable of saying "ask" and instead pronounce it "axe" for some reason?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Just went to a Turkish barbers for the first time ever. I am currently this guy... I sometimes go to a Turkish barbers as they set my ear hair on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Are they also incapable of saying "ask" and instead pronounce it "axe" for some reason That is exactly what they do...and it makes my blood boil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I sometimes go to a Turkish barbers as they set my ear hair on fire. He shoved a cotton bud covered in hot wax up each nostril and left them there for a couple of minutes while he continued cutting my hair. After a couple of minutes he yanked the fuckers out and pulled all the nasal hair out in the process. It's quite cool because it makes you're eyes water uncontrollably so you can pretend you're not crying at the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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