mizfit Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I'm struggling to comprehend people on this Britains most expensive food programme. £300 cups of coffee because an animal shat the bean out. Un-fucking-believable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 People with the inability to hold and use cutlery in the appropriate manner. A knife isn't a shovel, spear or pencil, so don't hold it like one. I genuinely want to stab these people in the throat. I don't know why, but the majority of culprits at my work are Glaswegians. Do you work in Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Remember once parking there on a Sunday. Got my shopping, headed back and paid the ticket. When I get down the bottom to the barrier, it's open because it's free parking Sunday!!!!!! Nothing on the Pay machine said free Sunday. And why does it say you owe X if it's free??? Just a con. You quite clearly didn't. You don't pay at The Gyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 My laptop is currently updating windows, it's currently been on 18/31 for the last 10 minutes. Why do these updates always take forever to complete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 People who seem to think they can negotiate on the original price after a price has been agreed and the job is finished So this. Utter c**ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Because you're a peasant still using Windows. fritzl imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Because you're a peasant still using Windows. Fair enough, although I am from Ayrshire so it's understandable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Do you work in Glasgow? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'll also wait for the green man to come up if there are young kids waiting, just so I set a good example You're not alone The world needs more people like us, 19QOS19. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Last week I got stopped at a pedestrian crossing at the coop by an old man with a Zimmer frame holding a pre packed sandwich. The old b*****d walked half way over the road, very slowly I might add, stopped, turned and looked at me then took a bite out his sandwich! Stood staring at me for a moment whilst I politely insisted he get out the way before finally slowly Ambling on. I was raging but as soon as I explained to the wife what had happened I burst out laughing. Old dick! Top quality, preplanned trolling tbf. Fucker's been there done that, paid his dues, now every free day is an opportunity to play the pensioner card in an appropriately japestery manner. Gave you (and us) a laugh too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 People with the inability to hold and use cutlery in the appropriate manner. A knife isn't a shovel, spear or pencil, so don't hold it like one. I genuinely want to stab these people in the throat. I don't know why, but the majority of culprits at my work are Glaswegians. How do you feel about the US way of cutting up the food with the knife and fork, putting the knife down, transferring the fork to the right hand and eating? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Where I work is murder for a decent parking space. The time I usually get in at is the time that the nightshift are finishing so when I get to the carpark there's always a good crowd of guys heading to their motors but you wouldnt believe the amount that all get to their cars and then stand and have a gab for 5-10 minutes like a couple of old women! Get in yer car and get the f**k out of the space so I can go in ya dicks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Where I work is murder for a decent parking space. The time I usually get in at is the time that the nightshift are finishing so when I get to the carpark there's always a good crowd of guys heading to their motors but you wouldnt believe the amount that all get to their cars and then stand and have a gab for 5-10 minutes like a couple of old women! Get in yer car and get the f**k out of the space so I can go in ya dicks! ^^^^^^ Jealous you're not part of the nightshift crew IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 ^^^^^^ Jealous you're not part of the nightshift crew IMO What sort of shift starts after the nightshift have downed tools and fucked off? Unless you're constantly late, then kudos. They work on the site and I work in the office, I dont associate with those manual labour monkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 How do you feel about the US way of cutting up the food with the knife and fork, putting the knife down, transferring the fork to the right hand and eating? This actually happens?! What sort of barely functioning cretin would do such a thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 This actually happens?! What sort of barely functioning cretin would do such a thing? So you can keep your left hand on yer gun! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 How do you feel about the US way of cutting up the food with the knife and fork, putting the knife down, transferring the fork to the right hand and eating? On a similar note, people get annoyed with me sometimes because despite the fact I'm right handed, apparently I eat in a left handed way? To me it's always made sense to have the fork in the right hand and knife in the left, but apparently this isn't normal. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 On a similar note, people get annoyed with me sometimes because despite the fact I'm right handed, apparently I eat in a left handed way? To me it's always made sense to have the fork in the right hand and knife in the left, but apparently this isn't normal. That's wronger than the wrongest thing ever. Possible beast tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 On a similar note, people get annoyed with me sometimes because despite the fact I'm right handed, apparently I eat in a left handed way? To me it's always made sense to have the fork in the right hand and knife in the left, but apparently this isn't normal. Yeah that's despicable behaviour. You eat like a 4 year old child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 On a similar note, people get annoyed with me sometimes because despite the fact I'm right handed, apparently I eat in a left handed way? To me it's always made sense to have the fork in the right hand and knife in the left, but apparently this isn't normal. Look at Wrongy Wrongson over here, wronging the place up with his wrongness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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