BFTD Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Aw man I actually pished all over my living room then roundhouse kicked the missus' head off when I read this. It's not Friday night yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 When people say things like, "aw man I spat coffee/beer/juice all over the place there" when someone posts something funny online. I don't believe they actually have for a minute. I did something similar at the cinema, but with popcorn. I think I managed to spray three rows in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 That may be how I look, but I'd have thought that physically I'd be more like a hefty sleeping policeman. Anyway, it's fucking cold out here; will he be much longer? SMS open at 8am I think, ill give them a phone, can you hang on until then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 What happened to the popcorn though? FFS man, it was the Flintstones movie. That Betty Rubble though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I've done this a few times. Couple of times at Throbbers wanking stories, and when you posted a pic outing yourself as 'The Watcher' Okay.... I still don't believe you and I still don't know what this watcher thing is, but whatever floats your boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Did you have a gay old time? A lezzer old time would be more appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Did you have a gay old time? You're thinking of Toy Story. # You've got a friend in me# 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 SMS open at 8am I think, ill give them a phone, can you hang on until then? It's more that the car's holding on to me at the moment At least chuck us a biscuit out. I can hear you munching in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Glenn HoddleStill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Glenn Hoddle Chris Waddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Kevin Twaddle Willie Waddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Carrying on from Glenn Hoddle being on my television, these Europa League highlights comprising a 70 minute programme which contrives to put 9 groups' worth of highlights into 15 minutes to accommodate the Scottish and English teams. Load of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Then again it lowers my exposure to football players wearing numbers like 87 and 93, so every cloud and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) "You'd have thought Klopp would have been in for him," he says of Aubemayang, it being October, and Klopp being in his job for a week and a half f**k off you horrible horrible c**t Oh now this last fifteen minutes needs split up by more adverts I sinned in a past life, clearly Edited October 22, 2015 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 "You'd have thought Klopp would have been in for him," he says of Aubemayang, it being October, and Klopp being in his job for a week and a half f**k off you horrible horrible c**t Oh now this last fifteen minutes needs split up by more adverts I sinned in a past life, clearly I really, really hope Liverpool don't sign Aubameyang, he's one of my favourite players the now and I wouldn't want to have to stop liking him. Baller 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Carrying on from Glenn Hoddle being on my television, these Europa League highlights comprising a 70 minute programme which contrives to put 9 groups' worth of highlights into 15 minutes to accommodate the Scottish and English teams. Load of shite. Showing the highlights.....but not all the goals. Very infuriating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Is the media line down south still that Glenn Hoddle is a coaching genius who should be walking into any job in England that he decides he wants? Always found that mystifying considering it's based on hee-haw, other than he was a talented player that didn't get a fair crack of the whip at international level (according to the press). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Is the media line down south still that Glenn Hoddle is a coaching genius who should be walking into any job in England that he decides he wants? Always found that mystifying considering it's based on hee-haw, other than he was a talented player that didn't get a fair crack of the whip at international level (according to the press). Its cause he's being punished for something he said in another life.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couple of pals are in Monte Carlo this weekend, meanwhile I'm visiting Peterhead. Life isn't fair, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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