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It's a well known fact that we are the superior race in Scotland.

Where are you from, Ayr? Has Christianity reached there yet? Dearie me.

Not from Ayr.

You slag off Ayr despite the fact that you weegies descend down here en masse during the summer.

It's like a great big slick of scumminess polluting the South Ayrshire beaches, doon the water from the wretched city that is called Glasgow.

Glasgow - The city that gave us the old firm. Tells us all we need to know

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When you take into account new release DVD's are normally about £10, then the pictures is indeed a rip off at £7/£8 a pop. I still go to the cinema if there is a film I really want to see but I don't go to "aye that looks awright" films, I'll wait for the DVD.

That's crazy talk Mr 19QOS19. You would rather wait longer and pay more to see a film on a smaller screen with shitier sound?

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That's crazy talk Mr 19QOS19. You would rather wait longer and pay more to see a film on a smaller screen with shitier sound?

Yes, if it was a film I wasn't desperate to see. As I say, any new film that I really wana see then I would definitely go to the pics.

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Not from Ayr.

You slag off Ayr despite the fact that you weegies descend down here en masse during the summer.

It's like a great big slick of scumminess polluting the South Ayrshire beaches, doon the water from the wretched city that is called Glasgow.

Glasgow - The city that gave us the old firm. Tells us all we need to know

I worked in Ayr for a few years some time ago.

One of my abiding memories was one summer 4 Weegies, hankies tied the head, 4 plastic cups and a huge bottle of vodka off down the beach

Fwiw I like Glasgow ( 0n the whole )

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I worked in Ayr for a few years some time ago.

One of my abiding memories was one summer 4 Weegies, hankies tied the head, 4 plastic cups and a huge bottle of vodka off down the beach

Fwiw I like Glasgow ( 0n the whole )

What you describe would be approaching normality nowadays. Unfortunately it is now more like this.

There are reasons I hate weegies and most of them can be summed up in this clip

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Not from Ayr.

You slag off Ayr despite the fact that you weegies descend down here en masse during the summer.

It's like a great big slick of scumminess polluting the South Ayrshire beaches, doon the water from the wretched city that is called Glasgow.

Glasgow - The city that gave us the old firm. Tells us all we need to know

We like to show the undesirables what normal people look like, tbf.

Met a guy from Ayr once who claimed that Earth was flat. True story.

(May not be true, you judge)

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Aye people make Glasgow right enough.

You know that picture could easily be taken anywhere in Scotland.

If you're not from Ayr, where then? don't be embarrassed

Off the top of my head, some famous Glaswegians

Charles Rennie Mackintosh

Alex Ferguson

Jim Watt

John Logie Baird

Alexander Todd

Chris Brookmyre

Liz Lochhead

Robert Caryle

Peter Capaldi

Rikki Fulton

James McAvoy

Arthur Witten Brown

Scrooge McDuck

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You know that picture could easily be taken anywhere in Scotland.

If you're not from Ayr, where then? don't be embarrassed

Off the top of my head, some famous Glaswegians

Charles Rennie Mackintosh

Alex Ferguson

Jim Watt

John Logie Baird

Alexander Todd

Chris Brookmyre

Liz Lochhead

Robert Caryle

Peter Capaldi

Rikki Fulton

James McAvoy

Arthur Witten Brown

Scrooge McDuck

Liz Lochead was born in Motherwell as opposed to Glasgow IIRC

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You know that picture could easily be taken anywhere in Scotland.

If you're not from Ayr, where then? don't be embarrassed

Off the top of my head, some famous Glaswegians

Charles Rennie Mackintosh

Alex Ferguson

Jim Watt

John Logie Baird

Alexander Todd

Chris Brookmyre

Liz Lochhead

Robert Caryle

Peter Capaldi

Rikki Fulton

James McAvoy

Arthur Witten Brown

Scrooge McDuck

Paul Ferris

Arthur Thompson

Joe Bananas

Frankie Donuts

Blink McDonald

Peter Manuel

Bible John...

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And less of the slagging of the East End gangsters, they all love(d) their respective so Maws, so they were all pretty sound in my eyes.

I met Paul Ferris once, in a friend's house (he was visiting said friend's dad). He has a soft voice.

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