The Naitch Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Boiler has packed in once again. 3rd time in a year. Not the best time of the year for this pish Have you checked for budgies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I have an itchy bumhole. Stop putting dirty cocks up it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Have you checked for budgies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I have an itchy bumhole. Have you checked for budgies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Have you checked for budgies? I bet it's seen a cockatoo. Speeeling. Edited November 23, 2015 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 And Hamilton Accies would be running around in a special commemorative strip in your honour Reported for racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Have you checked for budgies?Might be why the cat is staring at it.. maybe she is willing the heating to come on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I bought a new car two weeks ago only for a deer to run out in front of me last night. It's going into the bodyshop tomorrow but I reckon it'll be a cat c or d write off. Genuinely pissed off about it as I though what has been a pretty shitey year was gonna end better than it started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I bought a new car two weeks ago only for a deer to run out in front of me last night. It's going into the bodyshop tomorrow but I reckon it'll be a cat c or d write off. Genuinely pissed off about it as I though what has been a pretty shitey year was gonna end better than it started. Where do you get insurance for a deer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Where do you get insurance for a deer? I can't remember but I think I'll be getting a Deer John letter from my insurers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 One of my colleagues hit one on the road down to Oban a couple of years ago. His van was a write off. So was the deer as I'm sure you'll have guessed. Genuinely pissed off as I spent the past part of a month searching for a car which I like BMW 330ci sport (03 plate) I eventually found one on sale in Portobello with a full service history and only one previous owner and went and bought it. Now two weeks later the car looks like a write off and I'm back searching for another car. Depending on what the insurance offer me as settle my I'm looking at going for a e46 M3. I would ideally like the car repaired but I highly doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Genuinely pissed off as I spent the past part of a month searching for a car which I like BMW 330ci sport (03 plate) I eventually found one on sale in Portobello with a full service history and only one previous owner and went and bought it. Now two weeks later the car looks like a write off and I'm back searching for another car. Depending on what the insurance offer me as settle my I'm looking at going for a e46 M3. I would ideally like the car repaired but I highly doubt it.Have you thought about a Triumph Stag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Have you thought about a Triumph Stag? Not very fawned of them tbh m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Have you thought about a Triumph Stag? He can't afford it, it's a bit deer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Respect to the man who actively shops for a rear wheel drive for the impending winter Ex Newcastle full back Barry Venison drives one of those. My last five cars have all been rear wheel drive. This is my second 330ci the last one had the head casket went on it and I got rid of it for a RX8. I got fed up with the RX8 so went about trying to get another 330ci. There's a category D e46 M3 on autotrader which might be in my budget if this car is fucked. Edited November 23, 2015 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) He can't afford it, it's a bit deer. Edited November 23, 2015 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 My mrs always puts the bananas in the fridge and this gives them a hard texture that is unpleasant to bite into. Should be kept in a bowl at room temperature IMO She likes to "firm up" the bananas? I cannot think of any reason she would want to do that, and I doubt anyone else will speculate on this at all ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Seen a banana inside? Sorry I was distracted there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Despite successfully racing through my first SVQ assignment, I really wish I had the ability to do "little and often" work or study rather than leaving it all to the last minute. I'm such a lazy b*****d when it comes to that stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I don't know what she wants to do, she just thinks bananas go in the fridge. She usually takes them to work though so they have time to come to room temperature by the time she eats one but when i eat one straight from the fridge i don't like the texture. I have seen many a fridge with a banana inside it so she's not the only one. Is she the kind of disturbed psychopath that puts ketchup in the fridge too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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