Blootoon87 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Getting a new bank card and having to trawl through all your online accounts and try to remember your user names and passwords to update your card details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This has all the ingredients of a family sex romp, get some hidden cameras set up to share with your P & B friends. I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace, before flopping off to the land of nod with a daft grin on his face. Get the live feed cans up tomorrow afternoon Throb lad, make it a P&B-PPV. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace On his own? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Absolutely not, there will be nothing erotic about this sleep over at all. ...your honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I can just imagine Throbs on Saturday night, blootered after the match, then going for a pish & forgetting he's on the couch, slipping into his bedroom & ending up spit-roasting aunty & leaving her with a pearl necklace, before flopping off to the land of nod with a daft grin on his face. Get the live feed cans up tomorrow afternoon Throb lad, make it a P&B-PPV. Grimbo Creepbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Grimbo should pursue a career in writing erotic novels. 50 shades of Crispy Pets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 120 Days of Arson Sorry Grimbo, I feel dirty now Edited May 26, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did Grimbo mean by leaving her with a pearl necklace? It's just a token of his affection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did Grimbo mean by leaving her with a pearl necklace? Spit-roasting you know, but not pearl necklaces? I knew a lad whose screen name was Jizzy Pearl, if that's any help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The Girl with a Pearl Earring is about something else, before you ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Pearl's a singer, was actually a singer (not a sewing machine). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. You and Mozza should form a support group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I'm clean shaven after years with a hobo beard, and the wean's already pointed out how ugly I am. Little shit. Tell said little shit they get their looks from daddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You and Mozza should form a support group. I see Mozza more like this handsome bloke, pictured here giving Bobby Skidmarks his bi-monthly tanning treatment. Tell said little shit they get their looks from daddy He kens he takes after his mother Apparently I have a baby face now. Work's going to be fun tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Spit-roasting you know, but not pearl necklaces? I knew a lad whose screen name was Jizzy Pearl, if that's any help. He had a Love/Hate relationship with the name, I hear Actually - one I remember about him was when they supported Skid Row at the Playhouse. Some TV show was interviewing people going in and one lassie we vaguely knew - nice enough girl, but not the brightest (or smallest) - was claiming the bold Jizzy had given her the message on a previous tour. A few weeks later, he spent half an interview in Kerrang denying all knowledge. Edited May 26, 2016 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 On his own? Not unless Throb's grotesquely deformed? I was thinking that unky was twirling the bottom end. It's a funny ol game. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He had a Love/Hate relationship with the name, I hear f**k's sake, I'd forgotten all about that band. Zen's post makes sense now too. Slightly less concerned about his obsession with semen now. Not Zen - his obsession is still cause for concern. As is Grimbo's interest in Throbber's inevitable Family Circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 When you've been playing Youtube videos on your phone and you get a data usage warning because your wifi on your phone is turned off and you've been using 4G all this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 f**k's sake, I'd forgotten all about that band. Zen's post makes sense now too. Slightly less concerned about his obsession with semen now. Not Zen - his obsession is still cause for concern. As is Grimbo's interest in Throbber's inevitable Family Circle. No obsession, Mozza and your good self have both been rebuked by your offspring of late, mind you, having a face like shit is nothing compared to the state of those breeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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