invergowrie arab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who don't drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: People who don't drive. Damn schoolkids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: People who confuse being a socially awkward little church mouse for politeness. Need to go to a meeting on other side of town with someone who doesn't drive. Me: do you want a lift Them: oh really are you sure Me: yeah of course Them: only if it's not too much trouble I don't want to put you out. Me: it's fine Them: if it is trouble I can always get a bus Me: GET IN THE FUCKInG CAR!!!! You have to watch where and when you shout that. In the wrong context that can equal a custodial sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Just now, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Am I the only 1 that's noticed VW Golf drivers are trying to become the new arseholes of the road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Are you calling me a complete tit? Oh, you are? Fair enough I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: You have to watch where and when you shout that. In the wrong context that can equal a custodial sentence. You should have been more careful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. Someone once told me that men with hats were the worst drivers on the road (or off the road, if they're really bad). The guy was right. Doesn't matter if it's a deerstalker or a baseball cap, the bunnet seems to turn men into absolute rockets behind the wheel. My study at the time added people in really fancy cars (probably a business car, so they can crash it and someone picks up the tab) and those in shite old bangers (stolen / not insured / driver spaced out) who couldn't give a shit. I'd add Asian women (ultra, ultra cautious - which might actually be a good thing... if you're not caught behind them) but that would get me branded a racist, so I won't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Me: GET IN THE FUCKInG CAR!!!! ^^ Drives a white transit. ^^^ Looks East European. ^^^^ Has a glove box full of lollipops. ^^^^^^ BE A WEAR x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeandSheila said: Pic or GTF. Of me? My moobs/pecs? My car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Are you calling me a complete tit? Oh, you are? Fair enough I suppose. I like the cut of your gib, so you're merely a stiff nip. Unless you end up changing lanes in front of me without indicating or try to barge in to the lane when it has been clear the other is shut. Then, you've injected plastic and become a full blown tit again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I like the cut of your gib, so you're merely a stiff nip. Unless you end up changing lanes in front of me without indicating or try to barge in to the lane when it has been clear the other is shut. Then, you've injected plastic and become a full blown tit again. There must be something in it as when I bought the Audi I had been driving it for a while when I noticed the indicator tick tock thing was very quiet. Turns out it was because the indicators didn't work. Googled it and it suggested a new relay switch or to punch the dashboard. Naturally I went for the less fiddly option and they now work a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who don't drive. What gets on your nerves about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 People who don't drive. I don't drive. Seems like an unnecessary cost to me.My PTTGOMN is hearing people talking about cars all the time. I don't give a f**k if you have a 1.4 or a 1.8l engine you boring c***s. Why do people spent thousands modifying their cars to drive around fucking Stornoway? So yeah, cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: I don't drive. Seems like an unnecessary cost to me. My PTTGOMN is hearing people talking about cars all the time. I don't give a f**k if you have a 1.4 or a 1.8l engine you boring c***s. Why do people spent thousands modifying their cars to drive around fucking Stornoway? So yeah, cars. I couldn't understand why there was so much traffic in Stornoway until I started noticing the same cars again and again. I guess there isn't much else to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: People who can't drive, but drive. Bad drivers. Audi drivers especially, mostly utter, utter scum. Beamers aren't much better but Audi drivers are complete tits. I think Mercedes drivers are the worst. Usually driven by arseholes that hog the overtaking lane on a motorway at 60mph and then can't decide whether to pull in and let the traffic by or not. This results in them weaving* between the two lanes and scaring the shit out of everyone. VW drivers are becoming fannies too although Seat drivers are making a late bid for fannydom. I drive an Audi and I always make sure to indicate because I am a considerate, albeit passionate, driver. That and I hate people that don't indicate. Or fail to use the roundabout appropriately. *by weaving, I mean they don't actually make it into the 'crawler' lane. They go halfway across the dotted line and then swerve back into the overtaking lane just in case. Also people that brake for no reason. Edited October 27, 2016 by Allan Jacobsen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: My PTTGOMN is hearing people talking about cars all the time. I don't give a f**k if you have a 1.4 or a 1.8l engine you boring c***s. Why do people spent thousands modifying their cars to drive around fucking Stornoway? I agree with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I think Mercedes drivers are the worst. Usually driven by arseholes that hog the overtaking lane on a motorway at 60mph and then can't decide whether to pull in and let the traffic by or not. This results in them weaving between the two lanes and scaring the shit out of everyone. VW drivers are becoming fannies too although Seat drivers are making a late bid for fannydom. I drive an Audi and I always make sure to indicate because I am a considerate, albeit passionate, driver. That and I hate people that don't indicate. Or use roundabouts appropriately. It's staggering the number of people turning right at a roundabout and no right or left turn signal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You hate people who use roundabouts appropriately? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Just now, Stellaboz said: You hate people who use roundabouts appropriately? Well spotted. I shall amend accordingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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