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pisda is a word you should try out on her kilt spellings wrong and its russian but she will understand

If I do, will she slap my face! :unsure:

Oh yeah, and Poland being cheated out of a victory by a cheating, diving fanny stupid shirt grabbing defender!

Johnstoun, I had that argument with several of the guys in the pub last night who agreed with your take on events. After a few shandies, I let my heart rule my head and besides, Anja and Olivia are HOT! :wub:

Still, nothing like jumping up in a pub in Paisley shouting "TAK, POLSKA JADNU!!!!" :lol::lol: B)

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Johnstoun, I had that argument with several of the guys in the pub last night who agreed with your take on events. After a few shandies, I let my heart rule my head and besides, Anja and Olivia are HOT! :wub:

I work with a hot Polish lass, she's just turned up as well so I will have to join you in compromising my beliefs!

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Having a good old sex session with the wife and some idiot phones your hotel room, whilst you are mid stroke.

:lol:

If you are a 6' 6" lump, married to a 5' 4" ginger, then I've met you.

The final chapter in the story was played out at Reception the following morning, when I was queuing to get my Car Park Exit Ticket validated, the couple in front were checking out. "Room Number" asks the Receptionist. "4302" comes the reply. My son (like me an occupant of 4301) nearly pished himself. :lol:

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Americans! <_< Joe Bloggs IV

The IV?!? :angry: Four generations and they can't think of anything more original than naming themselves all the same! <_< Fuxake! :rolleyes:

Edit That's 1,988 American landing cards sorted, counted and updated on the spreadsheet.**

See ma job, sometimes it's not all it's cracked up to be..... <_<:(

**Further edit - And that's another 20 minutes to shred all the b*****d things! :angry:

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Americans! <_< Joe Bloggs IV

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Technically, I'm a "III" (having been named after my grandad who named my dad after himself) but since I'm not a mediocre American golfer I don't refer to myself as such. If I ever have a son it will be tempting to keep the tradition going though.

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