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Guest The Phoenix
Football injuries :(

Thank F**k it's only an injury - I thought you were dead. :(

How the devil are you, my friend (apart from the injury, of course :lol: )

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Cheers Dunc <_< ............. :lol:

Thank F**k it's only an injury - I thought you were dead.

How the devil are you, my friend (apart from the injury, of course )

Not bad big guy, not bad...apart from the torn groin , the chemical burns and the ligament damage to the knee :(

How are you? Have you missedme terribly? :lol:

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Guest The Phoenix
Not bad big guy, not bad...apart from the torn groin , the chemical burns and the ligament damage to the knee :(

How are you? Have you missedme terribly? :lol:

Indeed - you're the only Celtic Fan on here with half a brain. :lol:;)

I'm good and all the better for hearing you are alive and sort of kicking. (I don't need to ask - I know you've missed me. ;) )

Sounds nasty the injury - I tore my left knee ligaments in '84 ( :ph34r: ) and I'm not sure if it's that or the damn shrapnel that troubles me most.

How did you get the chemical burns? :unsure:

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Pot, kettle, black :lol:

True. However, you'll have a mewling brat shortly, with a lust for your saggy, milk filled titties, chewing your nipples down to stubby pieces of snooker chalk.

I'll just be a fat c**t that drinks. :D

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True. However, you'll have a mewling brat shortly, with a lust for your saggy, milk filled titties, chewing your nipples down to stubby pieces of snooker chalk.

I'll just be a fat c**t that drinks. :D

You should think about being a midwife, you paint such an honest picture of motherhood!

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True. However, you'll have a mewling brat shortly, with a lust for your saggy, milk filled titties, chewing your nipples down to stubby pieces of snooker chalk.

I'll just be a fat c**t that drinks. :D

Judging by your graphic description, Rowan's wean will be as well. :(

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You can just imagine his bedside manner.

Monster-For fucks sake women just push will you i have beer in the fridge :rolleyes:

That's better than the majority of condesending witches I've so far had treat me! :lol:

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You should think about being a midwife, you paint such an honest picture of motherhood!

Eh....I married one. That's why it's a no frills exercise! :lol:

It's worth it though. Honest. :(

Just wait until itt's asking you questions like: "How does a reservoir work?" and "What's the meaning of life?"

He's SEVEN for fuxake. SEVEN!

:bairn

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