Whistle Blower Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Superb Andy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside down So sit right there and take of your shoes Ill tell you how I became the princess of a town called Praia da Luz. Im Northern England born and raised In the apartment is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Mum and Dad ate and drank beside the pool When a dodgy baddy undid my rooms lock Started making trouble in my apartment block I rattled him with Cuddle Cat and pulled at his hair The Glaswegian in me came out and I fought like a bear. He whistled for a hire car and when it came near the Licensplate said 'Baddy' and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this hire car was rare But I thought now forget it, he might be taking me to the fair. We pulled up to a house about quarter past nine And I yelled to the baddy you'll get jail plus a fine Big Philomena emerged and took me up the stairs I then woke up sweating, I'd had a nightmare. Bloody brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Top drawer ▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy One: Get Rick Astley Re-release the song Never Gonna Give You Up. Because we're never gonna give her up, Never gonna let her down,Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help. Fancy doing this one as well? All I can think of is "Never gonna dig you up" which isn't very nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Top drawer Fancy doing this one as well? All I can think of is "Never gonna dig you up" which isn't very nice. Please think of something... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Please think of something... Stenny has a way with the lyrics, I give him an hour to have a ric astley homage Edited October 19, 2007 by flogelsleftpeg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Stenny has a way with the lyrics, I give him an hour to have a ric astley homage Right enough! I can't wait. How long d'you think it'll be till he gets a warning/ban for his near-the-knuckle lyrical style? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Top drawer Fancy doing this one as well? All I can think of is "Never gonna dig you up" which isn't very nice. Sung by Gerry and Kate........ Were no strangers to drugging You know the rules and so do i A full nights sedation's what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Weve been suspects for so long The press think we did it And they're not too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling I feel like doing my daily blog * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Cut you up. Cut you up Cut you up, Cut you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand (* repeat 3 times) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Sung by Gerry and Kate........Were no strangers to drugging You know the rules and so do i A full nights sedation's what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Weve been suspects for so long The press think we did it And they're not too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling I feel like doing my daily blog * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Cut you up. Cut you up Cut you up, Cut you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand (* repeat 3 times) See you in Hell! It'll be your round.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Sung by Gerry and Kate........Were no strangers to drugging You know the rules and so do i A full nights sedation's what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Weve been suspects for so long The press think we did it And they're not too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling I feel like doing my daily blog * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Cut you up. Cut you up Cut you up, Cut you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand (* repeat 3 times) We have a winner ladies and gents!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 We have a winner ladies and gents!!!!!!!! I think we need stennyhibee to come on and try to trump that, it'll add some much needed entertainment to my boring day at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Apologies to Rick Astley and my boss... ----------------------------------------- We've no suspects to blame, We've duped the fools, we ain't camera-shy Exoneration's what we're thinking of, Fame like this, money cannot buy I don't wanna tell you what we're hiding, At least our skin is, nicely tanned: Never gonna dig you up Never gonna have you found Never gonna reveal the truth of what we know Never gonna be off TV Even when you're sick of me, Never gonna tell a lie, now I'm arguido We've not been famous, very long. The muck they're raking but, We'll sue if you say it, Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask us how we're feeling, We'll tell you live on ITV: Never gonna dig you up Never gonna have you found Never gonna reveal the truth of what we know Never gonna be off TV Even when you're sick of me, Never gonna tell a lie, now I'm arguido 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 P&B TV's Mock Music! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 How good would it be if, on the news tonight, Jeremy Beadle gave Maddy back to Kate and Gerry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 How good would it be if, on the news tonight, Jeremy Beadle gave Maddy back to Kate and Gerry? This is a brilliant thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 How good would it be if, on the news tonight, Jeremy Beadle gave Maddy back to Kate and Gerry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Sung by Kate Mccann just before cutting the turkey... Try to imagine,a house that's not a home Try to imagine,a Christmas all alone That's where I'll be Since you left me My tears could melt the snow What can I do, without you I've got no place,no place to go It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold, so cold Without you to hold This Christmas Each time I remember,the day you went away How I would listen to the things you wanted to say I just break down as I look around And the only things I see Are emptiness and lonliness And an unlit Christmas tree It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold, so cold Without you to hold This Christmas D'you remember last year, when,you and I were together We never thought there'd be an end And I rember looking at you then And I remember thinking that Christmas must have been made for us 'coz darling, this is the time of year that you really, you really need love And it means so very, very much So if you're lonely this Christmas Without me to hold Well it will be so very lonely Lonely and cold It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold so cold without you to hold This Christmas Merry Christmas,darling, wherever you are..... Edited October 19, 2007 by Larsson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 as an aside it is incredible that thew whole campaign was about personalising the search for Maddie and making sure everyone knew who she was etc etc etc. It seems to have backfired in a way no-one could have guessed as it seems this wee girl has become depersonalised....strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) How good would it be if, on the news tonight, Jeremy Beadle gave Maddy back to Kate and Gerry? I knew it had something to do with a man with a physical deformity Edited October 19, 2007 by Whistle Blower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harry_wraggs Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Sung by Kate Mccann just before cutting the turkey... Try to imagine,a house that's not a home Try to imagine,a Christmas all alone That's where I'll be Since you left me My tears could melt the snow What can I do, without you I've got no place,no place to go It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold, so cold Without you to hold This Christmas Each time I remember,the day you went away How I would listen to the things you wanted to say I just break down as I look around And the only things I see Are emptiness and lonliness And an unlit Christmas tree It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold, so cold Without you to hold This Christmas D'you remember last year, when,you and I were together We never thought there'd be an end And I rember looking at you then And I remember thinking that Christmas must have been made for us 'coz darling, this is the time of year that you really, you really need love And it means so very, very much So if you're lonely this Christmas Without me to hold Well it will be so very lonely Lonely and cold It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold so cold without you to hold This Christmas Merry Christmas,darling, wherever you are..... mate are you out of your fucking mind the wee lassie has been pan breed since day 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 mate are you out of your fucking mind the wee lassie has been pan breed since day 1 KEEP THE FAITH..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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