BFTD

Rose-tinted glasses? Drenched in blood? Vigo the Carpathian?

Taken down within 24 hours. I'm guessing this is an improvement on the listing? "...my case comes up next month."

Looks like it's had a reboot as recently as the PS3, but I'm guessing it didn't do very well. Funny, it was a massive franchise but I guess they ripped the arse out of it with all the sequels and people got bored. You'd think the base original would still be available for modern machines though.

How come Lemmings isn't available to buy anywhere? It was huge about thirty years ago (for the youngsters, it was made by the studio who'd eventually release Grand Theft Auto). IIRC, it got a Windows 3.1 update in the early Nineties and nobody's bothered re-releasing the original game since then. I'd quite like to play a remake of Lemmings 2 actually, but you'd think a cheap remake of the original would make a decent stack of cash from auld farts.

They got to a major final before? Surprised I hadn't heard about that. Did they win?

I hope Generation Alpha didn't have any plans to create music for other people's pleasure; it's AI-generated remixes about bumholes and poop from here on out.

Stirling being in a lower league has ceased being funny at this point. When they flirted with the bottom of League Two a few seasons ago, it was amusing for a while but quickly became depressing. This opinion will soon change next time they're in a higher division to us!

I'm sure accommodations could be made for those who like a trip to brown town, for an extra fee. We should probably stop talking about condiments now

We should all be grateful that governments value the sanctity of life so much that they'll keep us technically alive and suffering until the final bitter death rattles. If they didn't, they might throw our children into the meat grinder of war just to obtain land and property for extremely wealthy people. Imagine how awful it would be to live in that world!

Like Boomers being known by for their selfishness by their descendants, it occurred to me recently that GenX are the Karen generation and that's how we'll eventually be remembered; a bunch of entitled, screaming harpies. I wonder if there's a manager I can talk to about this.

I can't decide if this is a pro- or anti-talent show post. The last line suggests the latter?

Fucking depressing that the popularity of Karaoke is still increasing. I can understand people liking to sing a song themselves, but why would you want to listen to people brutally murdering songs that you (presumably) like? Then again, talent shows are still popular, aren't they. Mariah Carey's great 'n' all, but what if her songs were sung by someone with far less talent?

Since his legal problems, I've had that remodelled to look more like Sonic the Hedgehog. Just painted it blue TBH. Living spit of him.

Been there. Obviously you'd escalate if it was serious, but hopefully it's nothing too uncomfortable. Being an NHS patient must be almost as bad as working within it now. Miserable state of affairs.

Sounds like you need an ambulance, m9. Not sure what the queue's like for them just now.