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  1. If it’s the 4YO Templeton I’d take Bulleit Rye over it; too sweet for me.
  2. Saison day at Off Color. Can confirm Jonesy, Seisai and Belfius are tremendous.
  3. Comiskey Park has a red line station and the wee guys selling shoplifted items on the train usually start appearing around Chinatown so it’s entirely possible to get white socks going to the White Sox.
  4. Thought about putting this in Normal Island, but the kid's living his best life and fair fucks to him
  5. Rwanda bill passes, 300 folks to be sent in July at a cost of 1.8 million quid a head. Unless a pesky lawyer manages to keep somebody off a plane, in which case most likely nobody will be getting on planes because every other lawyer will use what the first one did as precedent. Good luck, scumbag Tory b*****ds. By which I mean get in the fucking sea you utter c**t scumbag Tory b*****ds. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/22/rwanda-deportations-bill-passes-parliament-sunak
  6. I have a Carhartt parka that must be about 15 years old that still sees some action in freezing winter days, although not when it’s snowing; it weighs about four tonnes dry, never mind wet.
  7. Maybe he just (rationally) really dislikes estate agents and wants the fuckers to have to suffer to get their commission.
  8. I'm loosing a deposit just now. Probably about a four and a half on the old Bristol chart.
  9. Worst: going in to see The Sixth Sense at the midnight showing, pished, and falling asleep after 20 minutes. Woke up at the end credits to be told by my mate 'c**t wiz deed'. Still never got round to seeing it, didn't seem to be much point after that spoiler.
  10. I don't think I've seen fudge so many times in a sentence outside of some opposition MP seething about the Government unemployment figures.
  11. Takes pictures of lizards and sticks them on Instagram. David Icke-adjacent maybe? https://www.instagram.com/jane_east/
  12. The guy I've heard that one about is Jackie Charlton, who's apparently got framed cheques on the walls of half the boozers in Ireland.
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