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Disappointing lack of a “don’t know” option in the poll

I occasionally hear phone ins on Radio 4. Which is more than the participants do, apparently. Not a format suited to a demographic that can’t hear unaided and who turn the simplest response into an irrelevant and rambling anecdote about how they used to go to Margate every July.

I often have to go into the left hand lane of an exit from a roundabout. The exit is on the right, 270 degrees , third exit. There’s no official lanes on the roundabout or entry road although the traffic usually settles into two unofficial lanes on approach and on the roundabout. Should I be going in the left hand approach? I go on the right and cut across on exit, even though I think I should exit into the right hand lane then change, strictly. But other c***s come all the way round on my left sometimes. I suspect they’re in the wrong because they’re usually in Audis. What’s the rules here?

I tried that at work after a colleague said he always got a Mercedes when he asked for an automatic. I got a shitey plastic noddy car about three foot long and then almost died on the M25 when I absent mindedly tried to change gear and pushed in the “clutch “.

Can't understand delicate wee flowers that get upset by the smell of food.

Or Westlife

Two points will always be in a line with each other. What are you blathering about

My youngest has insisted on bingeing Young Sheldon. I’m probably missing loads of in jokes from never watching Big Bang Theory but it’s decent on its own so far. Has that slightly cloying contrived pathos that US prime time sitcoms always have though.

Not consistent quality but massively influential and still occasionally hitting high points and innovating to the very end, this wee mentalist:

Chilli Peppers was a good shout. Tempted to go for Phil Collins but he wasn't that long lasting, as a solo twat at least. The crown of crap must be worn by the, admittedly moderately talented, entertainment vacuum who had 14 number ones across five decades and actually released a cover version of the lord's prayer.

Simception

I can't see us keeping Miovski and think the best we can hope for is a good sale- early in the window for a good cash fee-to fund a rebuild. I'd love another season though.

War on woke

I don't remember them having light sabres