Hank Scorpio

I'm really, really struggling for money the now. To the stage where I can't afford to have lunch tomorrow. I have my girlfriends birthday on the 20th, so I need to start buying things for her shortly, I also have Dundee away on Saturday, then i'm out on Saturday night aswell. Put this with having been away to Dingwall on Saturday and this equates to me being fucking bolted. It's all the Rovers fault. If we weren't in this quarter final, it'd all be fine.

I think I must be the only person in the world who doesn't find the "Leigh Griffiths Starts A Blog" thread in the first division forum funny in the slightest.

It's 22:10 and I'm shattered. What's happening to me!?

Brawwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ehh, aye, obvious Anyway, regarding travel by rail, I want to go to Burntisland, but I also need to stop off in KDY. Can I jump on, get a single to Burntisland, hop off at Kirkcaldy, keep my ticket, then get back on the train and go to Burntisland once i've got what I need?

Got paid today, so i've went from being Skinto McGinto, to actually no too bad, but i've got Ross County away tomorrow, and then i've got my bird's birthday. This = back to being Mr McGinto within a few days

Got Idlewild at the ABC on April 30th.

Bothered?

The summer job that I was in for has had 1000 applicants. What the actual fuck?

Jesus Christ i'm bored.

Great venue, saw Biffy Clyro and Bloc Party there, but watch out for the crushes down the front, cause the floor is sloped. Not that you'll be down the front anyway, oldie.

The rain is currently battering off the window with such force that it's managed to wake me up. Sake.

Oh my days, the rain.

Going first is definitely the way forward. As your man above says, everyone is is so worried is getting their own sorted, they're not even paying any attention to you.

I've been asked to go on holiday with all the lads that I kick about with, but I just cannae afford it. It's fucking rubbish.

I had my first clean shave for about 3 months earlier on. I look like a fucking moron.

Not heard a peep. Not wanting to bother my brother, because he'll be stressing out his face.

Me!? Not me. Maybe MarvMarvSuperMarv you're talking about.

I'm sick of this, I wake up a 07:09 every single morning.

The guy who does the "The Daily Record support Scotland", or something along those lines just after the break on "The Football Years". He's got that really annoying nasally voice where he pronounces every single letter in an over exuberant way.

And how's that going to happen if he buys the same one?

S'aw done.

I've kinda lost interest in watching this now. Sitting watching Federer beast shot after shot past Murray from the baseline has unfortunately lost it's appeal.

My wee dog isn't feeling well He's got a really sore back left leg, and as a result he can't sit or lie down, but when you try to pick him up, he just bites you. Must be in agony

Is there any particular reason why "Don't Stop Believing" is in the charts?