Hank Scorpio

She's a ginger munter. See these c***s who are selling Billy Connolly tickets on eBay for 'Legitimate reasons', i'd put their head on a pike. I FUCKING HATE the b*****ds.

Kilt, she's fucking hoolit.

Don't. The wall took a pounding due to smug wankers selling 2 tickets for near £250.

They're on eBay already!!! I'm soooooooooo angry.

I got ALLLLLLLL the way through to the payment detaisl, enetered everything perfectly, cause I checked it about 10 times. Hit the Payment button and it said that there was a problem with my card, and took me all the way back to the start. I'm absolutely fucking boiling. Technology is officially shite. It never, ever just fucking works, especially when it comes to tickets. What a lot of utter, utter, utter bullshit. Fucking fuckers.

That Russell Brand wannabe in the confused.com advert. "Do you like bread?" Yes, I love it. Now f**k off.

I've not had anything to nom for quite some time. I feel a biscuit brewing.

John McGlynn's movement in the recent interview has been linked to the new travellator which has recently been fitted in the boot room.

He fucking better not be.

My farts are fucking howlingly bad.

Your first presumption may not be too far off the mark.

Savo

Tinfoil hit my filling earlier on, not fucking nice

hehe, that was funny that night.

That really is an excellent gesture by the club. Well done Raith Rovers FC.

What I also found funny about last night was when the police boy came over the tannoy and said that the game had been abandoned, and said that supporters were to "leave the stadium in an orderly fashion via the designated exits" What the f**k else are we going to do like? Run like madies right down the front, on the park, and then hop the dyke?

It's definitely an ankle problem, and was seen on crutches.

It's embarrassing because no other team seems to rib players after a decent performance where they set up a goal. Only we seem to do it.

Stephen Smmons got his looks improved tenfold.

There's not a striker in the world who wouldn't have had a go there.

Nothing quite like a Rovers fans getting on his backa t every opportunity though, is there? Sometimes i'm actually embarrassed.

f**k off Savo you tedious c**t.

Aye, he was going fucking tits! I believe that 4 of Williamson's goals have been set up by Tadé. I'd like to see that partnership upfront against Killie. The next game is a competative one!!!!