Hank Scorpio

I can make all you workies have a PTTGOYN. I don't have ANYTHING to do until the start of September.

I ain't even remotely tired either, i ain't got to get up for anything though.

Sore as f**k throat at 3am =

I've just woken up and i've got an incredibly short fuse the now

Good view from up there is it?

He's certainly better than Kevin Cunting James.

That's a great shout aswell.

Aye, RCB's real name is Royston Vasey.

He posts on here at royston vasey. He's a fucking bawbag.

Burnt my arms and feet to f**k from being at the beach in St Andrews. Sore as f**k.

Your response on the rumours and eals thread was brilliant

I remember you

We may well form a great friendship.

It's good to be here. Look forward to arguing with you all THIS season

ND, bang loads of high summer fertiliser down and water it like f**k. You'll have a bushy a f**k, turbo green lawn in nae time.

I've only got 31 minutes left in the Second Divion board Gonna have to change my bookmarks and everything.

Watching the cup final build up, and on the road to Hampden, they showed our abysmal defeat to Alloa in the cup. I was fucking gutted all over again.

OK, i'll tone it down. Just for you big guy

It's funny though

On my 'the room is fucking roasting' front, i've taken to wafting the door as a short term measure. Not that it works, like. I've farted and it smells like curry, too. That reads like i'm fanning the door with a 3rd party instrument. I mean i'm using the door as the wafter.

All of my c***s for mates had 'other plans' tonight aswell. One had to go and see his burd, cause, quite frankly, she's a clingy retard who needs a right good boot in the pie. One was playing bowls, two were working, and the other one had to 'do his pigeons'. Whether or not that involved in biffing i've ane idea... I suggested a BBQ, it was quickly rejected and put into the 'another time' pile.

I wish i did. I'm sitting here sweating like f**k.

Oh aye, and it's about 30 degress in my room. I can't even open the window cause i've got bees making a hive in the corner of my house, and it's right outside my window. FÚCK SAKE!!

The guy I was playing online on fifa there the noe was a total cock. Why is everyone you ever play on that an un-spotsman like b*****d? He was 5-0 up at half time after a pish first half performance, i got i tback to 4-5 going into the last 2 minutes, he got a free kick, passed it back to his keeper and done keepy uppies and other stupid tricks until the whistle blew. Everytime i went to close him down he'd just pss it to the side, then pass it back. Then, after the game, i get a message from him "ur so shit m8" Brilliant.

Amaing weather. Fucking loving today. Played football at 2 until about half 3, then took a wee 3 mile stroll home in the sunshine. Curretnly sitting out the back with the laptop and Vimpto. Fucking bliss b*****d, wrong thread.