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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hank Scorpio
    One of the guys that we kick about with in Thornton has to tell his bird that he's playing rugby on a Saturday and doesn't get home until late so he can come out with us at night. Every single other night he's got to go to hers otherwise she think he's cheating on her. Now THAT is clingy.
  2. Hank Scorpio
    I've found that completely dingying them can lead to hilarious outbursts.
  3. Hank Scorpio
    LOUDAHHH
  4. Hank Scorpio
    Nah, that'll probably be me.
  5. Hank Scorpio
    I'm gonna say just now, MMSM is at mines, so if anything dodgy should appear under my name, then it's him and not me.
  6. Hank Scorpio
    I couldn't find a can opener either. I found it eventually mind, in 'the' drawer.
  7. Hank Scorpio
    That's vile.
  8. Hank Scorpio
    That reminds me of the monorail episode of The Simpsons: "The ring fell off my pudding can" "Take this pen knife my good man" "I say Springfield it's your only choice, throw your hands and raise your voice!" "MONORAIL, MONORAIL, MONORAIL!!" "Mono, D'oh!" I'm away to watch The Simpsons
  9. Hank Scorpio
    Incorrect. Went to open a tin of soup there, and the fucking ringpull came off. Dick.
  10. Hank Scorpio
    I'm SOOOOOO fucking bored. It's absolutely unbearable.
  11. Hank Scorpio
    You know what I fucking hate!? When there's been a service disruption on here, and EVERYONE logs onto the thread to say that there's been one. Fair enough if one or two do it, but everytime there's a wee disruption, there's hunders of posts all saying the same thing. OF COURSE YOU GOT ONE ASWELL! EVERYONE DID!!
  12. Hank Scorpio
    I'm sick of Eurovision and not even close to starting.
  13. Hank Scorpio
    Move along gramps.
  14. Hank Scorpio
    My ex keeps on texting me and trying to speak to me on MSN. Why doesn't she get it that i'm just not interested anymore?
  15. Hank Scorpio
    I'm delighted this has caught on
  16. Hank Scorpio
    I've got growing pains on my calfs It's so sore
  17. Hank Scorpio
    Definite square.
  18. Hank Scorpio
    I love your genuine rage! He was always a bit of a square when it was on BBC. Pristine bowl cut and played chess = square.
  19. Hank Scorpio
    Has he still got a top notch bowl cut?
  20. Hank Scorpio
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What about Lou?
  21. Hank Scorpio
    Ahhhh, good old Neighbours. Ain't followed it as much (well, not at all actually) since it made the transition from BBC to Five. I think it lost a lot of the viewers when that happened. Are Susan and Karl Kennedy still in it? Legends that they are!
  22. Hank Scorpio
    Teh Franky Boil sed it!!111
  23. Hank Scorpio
    Fucking hell G Man. And your married?
  24. Hank Scorpio
    Aye, she's got a lot of sooking to do.
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