Hank Scorpio

McKenzie said the fans will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher. Really though, the club have done well to keep this so quiet for so long. A welcome way to run things.

Honestly, give it a rest. Fucking hell.

What’s this?

I actually went for Jamie Gullan’s free kick for goal of the season. There’s just something really aesthetically pleasing about the way he strikes it and the way it hits the net. Easton will probably win it with his volley, and it’s a very worthy winner, I just personally enjoyed Gullan’s strike a tiny bit more. Scott Brown POTY, obviously.

McGlynn not exactly famed for dishing out contracts with salaries matching players’ abilities. If you’re lucky it won’t have a 10% mandatory increase in the summer built in.

Potter won’t be the manager, ffs.

Dutchess or Exchequer.

We are usually sobbing about injuries. This time I doubt anyone gives half a f**k.

Saturday’s home crowd could be some laugh.

That Dundee 92 boy will be fuming.

Right you are, Ted.

Ach well. I enjoyed the booing whilst it lasted.

Our time wasting game here has been elite tier.

Always good to have a strong ref at Dens.

4-4-1-1 with Mcbride left, Connolly right and Easton and Stanton through the middle. Vaughan off Akio.

Yeah, there’s no one else it can be. Akio up front and Stanton in the middle, then a tombola for the rest.

What a fucking state to get yourself in about fans of a club with nothing to play for not being arsed about a result.

Gallagher’s got a good job and won’t go full time. Forget him.

Thistle fans have a weird thing about him because Rovers fans said we missed him in the game away to Firhill a month or so ago.

Honestly, I get what Dundee fans are saying. It’s really fucking annoying when opposition fans come on and say stuff like all our players and injured and we’re shite and you’ll win comfortably. However, our season is finished, we have nothing to play for, we will have several players missing, several playing out of position and we are away to the current top of the league side with 5 games to go. Really, really - you have nothing to worry about.

Sim’s recent interview makes note of us recently getting the contracts wrong. I think his actual words were “one sided”. If I was guessing our high earners, I’d think it’s very likely that we are paying a fortune for Stanton, Gullan, Ethan Ross, Vaughan, Jamie MacDonald and probably Spencer.

I’d sooner spoon my eyes out and dip them in acid than attend this game.