Buzz Killington

Not sure the Morton fans will see it that way.

But seriously. Who is Gabriel Amato? Are Jamie Macalister and Jim Macalister the same person?

#garynevillesthecaley

Robbie fucking Neilson. Relegate us now.

Is Brown still any good as a player?

A 4th Washington turnover.

Oh Washington.

Sheffield United are not very Barclays.

Choo Choo. Not been to the seaside for a few years.

I think Massa wants the race result voided meaning he would be champion

Yeah at my work having a dog or kid at home is an acceptable reason for hybrid working but wanting a couple of days peace a week from arsehole colleagues is not an acceptable reason. These people choose to have kids or pets, I can't choose my colleagues.

Nice of him to post that for my mum’s birthday. Maybe he isn’t so bad after all.

Chartered Accountants are very good at accounting and tax but have absolutely no common sense. Someone in our other office 50 miles away has covid and one of my colleagues thinks we should all do a covid test “just in case”. None of us have ever met the person with covid never mind been close to them. Also apparently covid is still a thing.

How did that get past the CEO?

Bereavement counselling for the dead must be easy money.

I work in an open plan office. Is it normal to sit at your desk at lunchtime and make personal phone calls? Especially when there two empty meeting rooms they could sit in and do it. In the last 20 mins I have overheard one colleague phoning the doctor and discussing in great detail their daughter's illness. Another one has just been phoning various companies to change their address. I recon I have heard enough to start opening bank accounts in her name. Arehole behaviour.

Are Ferrari a midfield team now?

Never go full Falkirk fan.

It’s to celebrate all our Dutch players. I’m sure we had one once.

If they’re only 96% accurate does that mean it is a Cove player?

He was swinging at everything like being caught out isn’t a thing.

HMRC have won the corporate BS Bingo https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/hmrc-it-strategy-2022-to-2025/hmrc-it-strategy-2022-to-2025 Which is a lot of words to say our IT is shite.

The “I wouldn’t want to win like that” twitter is my reading for the evening.

:-(