The Minertaur
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Audioslave - Be Yourself
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Round at a mates flat and he made me play LMA manager from a couple of years ago. 3 games in he's won every game and I have won 1 and lost 2 (both to Montrose!)
Needless to say I wont hear the end of it if he finishes the season above me
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oneRepublic - stop & stare
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Rubbish!
"Hello"
and
"Do you understand?"
are miles worse. B)
Correct! End of!
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Fucked my jaw playing football
Boy came in sliding in on me from the front, and I jumped and landed on the back of his head, jaw getting a smack. Bit right into both sides of my tongue, which starting pissing blood (now has bizarre white ulsers on it) and my jaw cracked. It's really quite painful, can still eat (very sore though) and it doesn't feel right at all the way its sitting.
Hmmmm
Bloody diver
That sounds like a sore one! Hope it doesnt hurt for too long!
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Dark chocolate is the worst thing on the face of this earth. It's far to bitter.
Mon the milk and white chocolate!
Here here!
My nag today - sitting watching the top 5 scottish bands on mtv two - how the hell are the view number 3?!
Ok admittedly I missed who was at 4 + 5 but it still annoyed me
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John Mayer - Waiting On The World To Change
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Jimmy Eat World - Always Be
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I hate you two....I couldnt think of a bloody elephant related pun all night, and I did think hard about it!
Not another dumbo
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No idea why really because it's tremendous.
I got it a couple of days ago and am on my 3rd listen - tis a cracking album! Dont really no their stuff that well but decided I might as well get the album - its helped me get through writing half an essay
Missing Beats (Of A Generation) is on right now
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Congrats on 3000 posts, that's a mammoth (woolly elephant!) achievement.
That was my 3000th post?! I had been hoping it would be a magical post that would be respected by everybody.......instead its about not being able to make an ivory pun
I am not happy
*off he goes with a trumpety trump trump trump*I feel like a Queenie! (link)
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I used to get it sung all the time at me a couple of years ago, usually at the fitba after a particularly loud rant.
Also a few hilarious folk phoned me from the fives last year and belted out a drunken version.
Most folk have forgotten it now thank f**k.
Anyway, now:
The Charlatans - Oh! Vanity
Luckily my school nickname isnt in any songs so I am pretty safe for now 
Good choice of song there! Might put that album on due to it being free
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This isn't one of my wacky japes, it's completely true!
He has wooden floors and I can hear them careering across them, whooping and cheering as they dance to the same tune for about four hours.
That sounds hellish! Here in halls I live on the ground floor of a building and I dunno who lives above me but he or she has the worst taste in music plus they must weigh a ton cause am always certain the roof will collapse
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Ivory-membered where you put them, they're in the wardrobe...
I have been trying to think up an ivory related pun for the past hour
Well done to you although it was shit I should never forget where they are!
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Why's it just us two posting here?
It's like an elephant graveyard.
Maybe people are out on a Saturday night and its just me and you sitting at our homes trying relentlessly to think up elephant puns?
Think I might go swimming tomorrow.....just need to find my trunks!
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Elephants are a very pun-light topic, sadly.
My Saturday night has been ruined
Thats my petty thing that has got on my nerves - having no more puns
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To make you feel better -
The Automatic - Monster
Sung this song at stars in their eyes at school last year
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Not on your Nellie!
Not that I want to blow my own trumpet.
I think you should pack your trunk and say goodbye to the circus!
I am struggling to come up with any elephant related puns now
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Well, after all these, you'll never forget again!
Aren't I clever?
Nah you are a right dumbo!
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Uni essays I cant be bothered doing
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OneRepublic - Stop & Stare
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John Mayer - Waiting On The World To Change
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One of the Cowden fans son missed out on £147,000 last week due to Ayr snatching a last gasp equaliser against Cowden!
Another reason that result annoyed me
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Jimmy Eat World - Chase The Light
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What Are You Listening To?
in The Music Forum
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Ditto - superb!