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Fcuk sake Hibs.

Just had a look at the league table. Great refereeing from Clancy. Clearly accidental contact. McNulty never did nuthin’.

Someone needs to explain to me why deliberately stamping on an opponent’s back isn’t a red card. Answer - Scottish officials are wankjobs.

Ban player handshakes, then a team scores. Ten outfield players in a big huddle / piling on top of each other / group hug. Maybe someone puts both their hands behind the scorers head, and they go forehead to forehead in celebration. This coronavirus bullshit is absolutely fcuking unbelievable. FFS.

Funny, I never felt remotely ‘gutted’. I remember a cup quarter final away to Gretna where we fcuked it up, and that was a sickener. The path to cup glory was right there for us that season. Felt gutted leaving that tinpot shithole team’s ground. Jeez, we really blew it that day. I just never felt that way about this Aberdeen game. I went away kind of shrugging my shoulders, feeling that we put in plenty of effort, but had hee-haw cutting edge. The fact that St Mirren had hee-haw cutting edge should surprise no-one.

Shout it loudly and shove an exclamation mark on the end.

Mon’ the Hibs. Mon’ the Jack Ross. Mon’ the Paul McGinn. Mon’ the Jason Naismith... three points. You know what you need to do.

Did Hawaii on the Carnival Miracle last month. Brilliant trip. Doing a Pacific coast cruise on the Royal Princess from Los Angeles in May, and in November, a transtatlantic from Southampton on the Anthem of the Seas. In March next year, a Barrier Reef cruise out of Sydney on the Sun Princess, and in August next year, a complete circumnavigation cruise of the British Isles on the Carnival Legend. If there was a deal going on the Diamond Princess, I’d book it without even blinking. Coronavirus can go fcuk itself.

I just hope that every time you use your forum username, you put it into a paper hankie before binning it.

Reminds me. Hope the weather improves so I can get out onto the golf course and hit some of those drives.

AD Astra. Absolute tosh. Makes ‘Gravity’ look like a NASA documentary. I tell you, 2001 A Space Odyssey has a lot to answer for.

Yeah, we just said the same. Absolutely fcuking mental. Wash yer’ fcuking hands, don’t blow yer’ snotters around. This should be a given every day of your life - coronavirus or not. Schools closed in Cornwall because they heard a bloke in Dundee sneezed.... On the upside, I’m flying down to London on Thursday. Should be less mental than normal around Heathrow and on the roads as shitebags around the world cancel their travel plans and curl up in a wee ball under their duvets.

Are these a symptom of coronavirus, or a St Mirren midfielder reaching the opposition penalty box?

Aberdeen board of directors after cup semi final draw IMHO.

I’m planning to impose a 14 day self-isolation order on myself at the first sign of a sniffle. Hopefully when a couple of St Mirren games are on so I don’t need to go. Thinking of getting my supplies in early, and setting up my coronavirus panic room in a spare bedroom. Hankies, tablets, bottles of water. Beer, crisps, chunky Kit Kats. PS4, spare handset, Gran Turismo Sport. iPad, Pornhub, X Hamster.... see youse’ in a fortnight.

Lewis Morgan flitted in and out of the game, had a few decent touches, never influenced the game though, and was substituted.* Still. 23 years old, has scored himself a three-year deal with a Beckham-owned team in a part of the USA I have been lucky enough to visit five or six times, and he’s moving into a beachfront pad in Fort Lauderdale. Well played son, well played indeed. Beats going to Cappielow on a Tuesday in February. *the lad’s post-St Mirren career in one sentence.

My team also plays the Old Firm a lot. I’ve seen us lose to nine of the cnuts in a final. Since 1976 I’ve maybe seen us win against them a mere handful of times. However, if we had beaten Aberdeen on Saturday night and drawn Celtic in the semi, I wouldn’t expect us to win, but I would firmly believe we had a shot, maybe today could be our day, and I wouldn’t be running up the white flag and bleating like a big wean before a ball was kicked.

That’s the spirit. Thank fcuk I never posted something like this before we went on to beat the chunts 3-2 in the 2013 League Cup semi final. Get a grip man. Get fcukin’ intae’ thum’.... etc, etc.

Aberdeen go one up early, park the bus again, win 1-0. Easy. GIRFUY Lenny.

Upset because someone forgot to slip a brown envelope full of cash into his camelhair coat pocket.

0-0 shitfest. Quality Jim Goodwin post-game interview. Crowd 3000. Bring it on.

Did Jim really say we were the team trying to play the game the right way? The insinuation being Aberdeen were somehow anti-football? Sorry Jim, Aberdeen played last night’s match the right way. Scored early, then let us fanny around with the ball as much as we liked, knowing that against two banks of red shirts, we wouldn’t have the players to open them up. Jim doesn’t normally spout pish after games. Possibly just frustrated at the amount of running around we did with fcuk-all to show for it.

From today’s NFL website report on the scouting combine workouts...

‘Out of sight’ ‘Homer ref’ ’Serious assaults’ Have a greeny. Cheered me up after a tough night watching my team huff and puff, but resolutely fail in their efforts to blow your house down.

Correct. It’s Bernard.