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The system's fucked! I used to do a shitload of extra shifts, but would only end up with about £200 extra a month. Definitely not worth the time I put in though. So I completely stopped and just lived with my basic wage. Last month I helped out though and did 6 extra hours for them. When I got paid last week ended up with £80 more in my pay than I usually get; I'm not on £13 an hour. So how the f**k have I ended up £80 better off for just 6 extra hours?! Really don't get it, but needless to say I'll be looking to pick up 6 extra hours a month

FTFY Toff!

Folk who have never lived anywhere near Glasgow, who somehow speak with a Glaswegian accent. I hear it quite a lot among youngsters down here. I really duno what the fascination is. The only time I've spoken with a weegie accent is when I've quoted a Still Game scene! There was a lassie I went to school with who spoke like that and rightly so folk slagged her for it. She would get pretty touchy about it but I asked her once why she spoke like that if she was born and bred in Dumfries. She said "A can't help the way a speak man. Am fae here but ma da' is fae Stranraer." Wit?! I told her Cleyholer's couldn't sound any less Glaswegian if they tried. She wasn't impressed. I really don't get it. Irritates the f**k outa me though.

Aye. I can mind seeing that happen in erm, erm in, erm, oh aye, every American tv series, EVER!

He is. He's not very good at it though. Him and MacWatt have a league table going to see who can get the most bites (if they are in fact two separate people )

Quite liked Newzoids tbh. Obviously not an original concept, but certainly got a few chuckles from it. Prince George and Jeremy Kyle being the two that came to mind. The SNP song was pretty funny as well I thought.

Don't be pedantic It was a random figure. I don't know what either team pays their players, but that's irrelevant to the point I was making anyway.

A great loss to the sporting world

That's no bad that. But for all I'd be happy with the boost, I'd quickly be kicking myself that I only put 32p on a 180/1 shot!

Which is pretty sad really, and is everything that is wrong with football. I'd like to see a player, who's been told he isn't going to get many games, be willing to drop a couple of hundred quid in order to play regularly. Which sadly, too many players wouldn't do. They'd rather sit on a bench for a healthy wage each week. Some would say that's no bad thing and why not. But it's pretty sad seeing players loving the money more than the game. It's only a different thing for the player yes. My point is that it wouldn't make any odds to clubs who were interested in him though. So they'd be as well chancing their arm if they fancied taking him on.

Woodcock?

I'd say he had at best a very good dead ball delivery. I personally wouldn't go as far as saying they were excellent. He had a fair chunk of utterly woeful deliveries as well, especially corners. From what I've seen so far I'd say Millar's deliveries are better. It's technically not the same thing no but I don't think it really affects Hawk's point. If a team were to offer him a deal, it appears Hearts would be happy to let things unfold as if he was an out of contract player. (I've not bothered to check his age, but if he is a youngster then it voids my point! )

It's blind though, isn't it? I assumed it was anyway. I've been down a corridor from it and just stood still and it's went about it's business. I just thought it was all about how much noise you made, as that's what it was attracted to :-)

Are you still looking for one?

Great news indeed. We can all get fed up with his 'antics' at times. But it doesn't out weigh the value he brings to the team. Has Lyle joined for next year, or did I imagine that?

Very much this. It shocks me when I hear of stories where a woman is controlling the remote. Shit like that shouldn't be happening in this day and age

Not to mention, he doesn't mind waiting a while for his lunch break, so feel free to pop in between 12-2

You've answered your own question Swarley If we finish 4th we'll play the first leg at Palmerston. I'm sure it remains the same for the rest of the games. Basically, we'd always play the first game of every 'round' at Palmerston.

Couldn't care about adding as a spoiler:- Edosipe na dehctaw reven va B)

Whoever made the decision to release Durnan from St Johnstone really needs to be spoken to! The boy is oozing potential.

I would have agreed a couple of months back. But I don't believe for a minute that the majority of the group aren't aware of who did it today and Thursday. They should be having a word with them. The stupidity shown by them is starting to outweigh the benefits of their singing IMO. I was right next to the away fans today (in the terrace on Thursday) and my heart went ten to the dozen when it went off today. I thought it was bigger than Thursday's. So feck knows what kind of effect it coulda had on someone with a dodgy ticker. I did notice after it today that a woman went running down to a young lad in front of the numpties who let it off, as he must have been holding his ears. Hopefully nothing too serious. Time to grow up lads. It's not just a harmless bit of fun.

9 pts from the last 3 games is something even the happiest of happy clappers wouldn't have foreseen. Take a bow lads! Hopefully see the job through now

Seconded!

Think you need to chill oot a wee bit...

Why? Do you need tips from her on how to be a shit guy as well?