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Bigmouth Strikes Again

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  1. Wouldn't be a quick death either, with the prolonged torturing of the geriatric crooner.
  2. Yeah, if he was prancing about in my back garden* I wouldn't look out the window. *no euph.
  3. A joint effort from Smudger and Muffy would see off that Finnish bunch quite easily. Would need three, IMO. Get this crazy fucker roped in. Thank you.
  4. There's one on here that uses the phrase a lot, can't remember his name though. Thank you.
  5. Their days are numbered, it's only pensioners that read the comics/'newspapers' now.
  6. Cyclists are fucking arseholes, that's a fact. Currently in the middle of an ongoing petty feud with one of the lycra clad imbeciles. Thank you.
  7. Where are the Morten? It's only the bold Rudolph thats showed up.
  8. Got yet another excellent haircut at Magic Barbers in Carnoustie today, no chit chat or any of that shite either, just cuts your hair and you go home. Thank you.
  9. has claimed that it jumped at the officer of its own will.
  10. Could boot her in the pie wearing a pair of suede ones, wouldn't be too sore, just a mild warning. Wear these fuckers everyday, well worth the £110, buy a pair tomorrow. Thank you.
  11. Sporting a nice pair of Clarks wallabees* there. Excellent. eta no euph, the shoes. Thank you.
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