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  1. Pixels Preposterous bollocks starring Adam Sandler as a gamer geek tasked with the saving the earth from alien invaders in the form of various '80s arcade game characters. This fucking ridiculous nonsense was completely destroyed by the critics but TBH I kinda enjoyed it. It was totally stupid but I suspended my disbelief for a couple of hours. 6/10
  2. The Martian Very entertaining and managed to have decent special effects without being some kind of cheesy CGI fest. 8/10
  3. Does anyone know what film they were watching at the cinema? i.e, The one with all the nuclear explosions.
  4. Moonwalker. Utterly pish "comedy" starring Ron Perlman as a CIA agent who fakes the moon landings with the help of a bunch of hippies. This film is bad and that is bad meaning shite, not bad meaning good. 0 out of 10
  5. Just when you thought the far right couldn't get any more ridiculous, here's Nick Griffin shitting his pants while a rolly smoking assailant square gos a guy holding a boiled sweet...
  6. Is he still involved with the BNP? I thought he'd fallen out with Nick Griffin. His sister has huge fucking tits BTW...
  7. Colors 1988 crime flick starring Sean Penn and Robert Duvall as a pair of mismatched cops tackling gangs in LA. It hasn't aged well and is cliched to the max but entertaining enough 6/10 The Fast and the Furious Pretty boring and Vin Diesel is about as intimidating as a squirrel. 4/10
  8. Are you trying to tell me that you haven't seen Streets Of Fire? You'd be hard pushed to find a cheesier '80s action movie.
  9. Creed. Every Rocky cliche you can think of, but very entertaining. A solid 7 out of 10.
  10. Yeah and the controversial French author Michel Houellebecq is also under 24hr police protection as his latest book predicts a future dystopian France under Muslim rule.
  11. My take on it was that she'd been sent in by his East German superiors to eliminate him because they feared their cover was blown after he stole the floppy disc.
  12. The Baader Meinhof Komplex is also worth checking out. Plenty of political intrigue and hairy fannies.
  13. I was at the 88-89 final, but around the halfway line opposite the main stand. It was a few weeks after the Durrant/Simpson incident and there was a really hostile atmosphere inside the ground.
  14. E45 is some fucking good shit. I shaved my pubes a few months ago. At first this seemed like a good move. My johnson looked huge and my stones felt silky smooth. But when the hair started growing back it was itchy as f**k. This went on for weeks. I got some E45 and the itch went away after a few days.
  15. Sunset Song Not exactly a barrel of laughs and huge parts of the book were missing but I was impressed by Agyness Deyn's performance. 6/10
  16. Bridge Of Spies Tom Hanks plays a lawyer who is roped into defending a Soviet spies during the height of the cold war. A very good film, best I've seen for a while. 9/10
  17. The BBC are showing the current score for the ICT v Celtic game, while stating that the match doesn't kick off until 3pm. SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Venue: Caledonian Stadium, Inverness Date: Sunday, 29 November Kick-off:15:00 GMT http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34893393
  18. I got a pair of those in TK Maxx for £20 a few years ago. I wish a I'd bought a few more and punted them on eBay...
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