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heedthebaa

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  1. Had a might fine geordie Chinese, now a few pints and off tae see Madness at the Metro
  2. Brand is a fucking sideshow, what a complete tosspot !!!!
  3. Women pittin their Xmas trees up on twatbook, fucking wired wrong, the lot of them
  4. there was one lad looked OK, down to earth and cool as f**k like, must have been you Gaz lol. f**k waiting 10mins for a pint, it was chocker !!
  5. Walked intae that Dome bar the night, fucking cringed at the utter twats in it, took a quick pic of the tree and fucked off tae wetherspoons. Should have stayed at the Gala bingo, even if I won sweet f**k all
  6. Sitting in Tempus on George street and its full of suited wankaz wi suits on, laptops oot, drinking bottles of Peroni, when there's Tennents in draught, utter Cuntz !!!
  7. Only complete and utter fannies slide in at 5's. Most that do, have a massive chip on their shoulders, due to the fact they're not good enough to play 11 a side
  8. get a bint that does it all for you, ive never Xmas shopped ever, no ma job
  9. pmsl you've no half got it in for me on here, who the f**k are you again ??
  10. its OK, ive taken it off her, the league of gentlemen on, everything sound, never again. I'm scarred for life
  11. I've given the wife the remote control as there is f**k all on I want to watch, sky living is on now and there is a programme on about transgender. This is why she normally gets telt tae get tae f**k !!
  12. Just back from seeing Lee Mack in Edinbra and didn't shit myself yeeeehhhhhhhh go me woop woop
  13. Looking after the sister in laws bulldog while she's away. 6.00am this morning woof woof fucking woof, scratch scratch fucking scratch, oot walking in the pissings of rain, picking shit up in a bag. f**k this caper !!!!!
  14. i was once asked to give her a hand in the kitchen, seemingly I wasted more tattie whilst peeling them and my roasters were too big. Final straw was pouring some greasy looking shite out that was in a pan, seemingly it was for the gravy, who knew. Never been asked since *sniggers*
  15. Tell the wee tadger to get a pwopa job, plenty apprenticeships going. He'll only turn out to be an annoying fanny if he goes to yooni
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