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  1. heedthebaa
    Put the tree up tonight, God I fucking hate this time of year
  2. heedthebaa
    The Proclaimers, fucking outstanding!!!!
  3. heedthebaa
    My blue dabber was dribbling like f**k last Saturday in anticipation of a gid sweat, the wife kept on grabbing it and wiping it for me, which was good of her really
  4. heedthebaa
    When you're standing in the queue at the post office and the woman in front of you sneezes into her hand, then proceeds to wipe the snot under her armpit in a sly manner
  5. heedthebaa
    A bit harsh Mozza, they're fine until they start pissing and shitting awewhere and no recognise any c**t
  6. heedthebaa
    quite a few fellas it has to be said, mostly worn out looking lasses though
  7. heedthebaa
    Fucking hell Briggs, I've never seen so many under nourished folk in all my life, each face could tell a hard luck story
  8. heedthebaa
    Not so much as a sweat, al no be back !! Still the Meadowbank KFC made me feel allllll better
  9. heedthebaa
    No more sex drugs and rock and roll on a Saturday for this man, sitting playing bingo wi all the tight arse pensioners. As my gran used to say "auld age is not to be desired" most of the auld c***s have brought their ain drinks and packed lunches wi them ????
  10. heedthebaa
    ???? true
  11. heedthebaa
    What approx age are you when you have to start getting up for a piss during the night ??
  12. heedthebaa
    yiv a fine wunch there, she's spot on
  13. heedthebaa
    the bionic wuman was better, Lindsay Wagner ??
  14. heedthebaa
    Been for my flu jag, most of the c***s sitting waiting looked like they were on their lasts legs anyways
  15. heedthebaa
    you used tae have to pit a cushion over ma lap when he said "give us a twirl" fine wunch she was, her and Debbie McGee
  16. heedthebaa
    If someone could put pics up of Brucies Anthea, I'd be obliged like
  17. heedthebaa
    i hate being called mate, pal and especially bud
  18. heedthebaa
    When you're quietly having a shite in a public convenience, you know, letting a fart out and a wee jobby when someone uses the handryer and some fucker comes in to the next cubicle and just lets fly. Farts, plops, grunts and groans.
  19. heedthebaa
    Wife's away, can't be arsed to cook owt, so 1/2 an aromatic duck, chips and curry sauce and ribs it is
  20. heedthebaa
    My dad had the catalogue and he ordered the drum kit out it for me, it was fucking shit
  21. heedthebaa
    Might have only been a few TV channels, but there was still more to watch than all the utter pish thats on now
  22. heedthebaa
    I'm spending more time with trimming my eyebrows and nose hair, than on my grey beard each week ffs
  23. heedthebaa
    You get a better class of people standing outside a pub with a tab in hand f**k THE HATERS
  24. heedthebaa
    Fucking verbal diarrhoea mare like
  25. heedthebaa
    Locking threads on here, ive never seen this happen before. Is this a regular thing, or is Addie just a precious fanny ??
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