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Sweet Pete

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  1. Avoid spelling mistakes by not being a moron.
  2. Avoid becoming addicted to herion by taking loads of cocaine instead.
  3. Snowing heavily in Glasgow just now. Big flakes.
  4. He'd split you in half, mate. You're not the biggest fella in the world, probably could qualify for disability benefits as a dwarf, and Nade's a monster. It'd be a bloodbath.
  5. Moonster will be heartbroken, that's his two favourite things.
  6. Somebody give him a ring and ask if he fancies helping us do a Gretna.
  7. I watched Yoker a few times this season and they've got a left midfielder who must be about 38. Baldy heid with a wee bit left round the back and at full sprint he reaches about half my walking speed. Hilarious to see. They play a left back behind him who's probably their most talented and quickest player. It's madness.
  8. Am I right in thinking Ross Clark retired due to injury?
  9. Used to enjoy the games between Killie and St Mirren before they went down, not for the fitba, which was dire, but for the battle between Goodwin and Pascali. Both angry, tough as nails, slow as f**k and guaranteed at least a booking a game.
  10. Whilst running out of puff after 15 minutes and conceding 15 goals per game as they're beaten for pace by the opposition tea lady. With her tea trolley.
  11. The Alternatives Addiction Treatment Centre Dumbarton Football Stadium 2016
  12. 15th new stadium name in the past four months imo.
  13. Not in the least bit surprised that you eat fish on a Friday.
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