Sweet Pete

I'd probably agree with that. He was decent in an otherwise poor display, but didn't show much that said he'd be better than our existing "number 10" type players.

I certainly didn't think he was. Was playing too deep to threaten the Jags goal, but played some nice forward balls for Fleming as the sole striker to run onto and linked well with the midfield. It may be that at 38 he doesn't have the legs for centre forward anymore, I'd need to see more of him to decide, but I thought he did well in the playmaker's role.

I've worked out a scheme whereby everyone can get served in timely fashion based on a particular order. We will attend at the bar of each pub in order of attractiveness, with the best looking getting served first and the uggos last. Therefore, the running order for who gets served first will be as follows:- Sweet Pete ffcsam Mrs M Nizzy Knightswood Bear StewartyMac Zen Archer South Lanarkshire Jag Tryfield GordieBoy80 Smurph Line cutting will not be tolerated and will result in a "sherricking". Each crawler will be required to wear a badge attached to their requisite bunnet with a numerical order of handsomeness from 1 to 10,000 (best to worst) to ensure that everyone is well aware just how attractive or otherwise the person they're drunkenly addressing is, thus avoiding any incidents of "beer goggles". This will hopefully prevent Zen and Tryfield from having to awkwardly dress and hurry off in opposite directions the morning after (again).

I will murder you without remorse. This is a decent idea. However, within 5 pubs it would revert to drunken chaos, just how I like it.

Played deep striker role, almost part of the midfield, and was pretty decent with passing and vision.

Bloody part-timers.

Do it just to see me and fffcsam paired up in the weirdest looking bromance (shading on actual romance) that you've ever imagined.

Itzdrk will attend, or else I will make his remaining days a living Hell.

Best bit of advice for first timers; don't stand on the fringes like a VL at a school disco, get stuck in. We're a very welcoming crowd.

All newbies will require to undergo a rigorous hazing ritual.

I had considered doing this also, but I hate going to the pub and then leaving to go to the football and sit sober, it gives me a comedown. Plus watching Sons get pumped is less fun than getting drunk imo.

I'll take that as a yes.

Are you pished again?

Possibly something to do with the fact that it's a dry bus, for a similar price to public transport, to a game mere minutes away. There's no reason why we should even be trying to run a bus to Partick. Hamilton is also a doddle by public transport and, in fact, since the bus convenors refuse to make stops other than at Dumbarton or at the ground we're visiting it's much easier for myself and presumably others who don't live in the town to make our own way to games. Last time I asked to get off somewhere other than Dumbarton I was first met with a flat "no" and then eventually dropped on the side of the motorway. Small clubs like ours should be bending over backwards to get folk along, but if they're going to be unreasonable then I'll continue to not use them except for distant away games. And don't get me started on that fucking karaoke machine.

We'll need to agree to disagree then as the Liverpool team under Dalglish (even at times in the half season after he took over from Hodgson, West Ham away being a memorable example) were simply not good enough tactically or in terms of getting the most from the players he had. Add to that a succession of overpriced signings who were nowhere near good enough and the evidence against Dalglish simply cannot be ignored.

Have you seen Andy Carroll play? I assume you watched Liverpool under Dalglish? The answer is in the question. The man is not capable of managing at the level that Liverpool want to be at in this day and age, his selection of players like Robinson, Flanagan, Carroll and Spearing bears that out.

I think you might well be the only Rangers fan in the whole world, I mean it's not like they're even getting good attendances in the lower leagues.

Bullywee doesn't so much look young as resemble a puddle of sperm. I've seen new borns look older than him.

You bloody youths don't ken anything!

Excellent. I look forward to flushing your head down the toilet in some manky South Side Rangers bar.

It's been made clear throughout the thread. Maybe you should get tested for retardation?

Sakes. It'll be me, Sammy, Zen and Mrs M at this rate. The world's least sexy orgy.

Jimmy85: Jimmy Jimmy (with backing vocals from a busker)