Sweet Pete

Itzdrk: The BEAST in Me

Stewarty Mac The Knife.

Marching Through Georgia. Probably by Mrs M so that it really winds up the Plastic Paddy's to hear an English accent.

I'm worried Zen might die on this one and we'll all be too drunk to notice / care. Old people are disconcerting.

You're going to see Finch and Olly Murs?

He's just tweeted saying do folk want photos of Scotland.

Suave was assumed.

Uppers maybe, not downers. Do I come across as grumpy? I am occasionally moody, but I'd rather people pretend I come across as charming, witty and urbane.

I got them hours ago, but I still feel like shit. Onwards and upwards.

We fucking heard you!

Doc just called me and will simply prescribe meds over the phone to a pharmacy. Result. Should finally be able to get rid of this clap now.

I've more or less done so. I'm waiting on a doctor calling me.

Doctor's office opens at 8.30. I have been calling since 8.29. I finally got through at 8.48 only to be told that all appointments have gone and since the surgery operates on a ridiculous system whereby you cannot make an appointment in advance and are only able to call on the day then I will need to go through the whole thing again tomorrow, and miss time from work as a result, unless they are able to squeeze me in as a cancellation at some point today, which means sitting all day waiting by the phone on the off chance they call, again missing time off work. Why make it so inconvenient?

From memory, only left back and goalkeeper eluded him.

I'm not grey haired! Well, maybe a wee bit in my beard here and there... I'm a sucker for an underdog story.

I love Chizzy. I'd have him back tomorrow even at this level.

I see Andy Graham has said in the Vale Reporter that he intends to take his cast off after about 3 weeks and start wearing a removable one to get playing again, pending approval from Murray and Habib. Good to see he's desperate to get back, but I'd hate to see him rush it and end up out for longer as we don't have the cover to deal with a first pick player being out for long.

Everyone knows that On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the best one...

Moonraker isn't one of my preferred Bond's either as it happens. I accept that product placement happens, I just get pissed off when it's in an otherwise serious movie / scene. Plus the dialogue in Skyfall was chronic at times. I really expected more from it than it delivered. I kept expecting Skyfall to get exciting, then I thought it had finally reached the exciting part when

Reminds me of a cracker from the vaults: http://www.theonion.com/articles/pitchfork-gives-music-68,2278/

I didn't enjoy it at all. I felt it was overly long which gave it a feeling of plodding along, had too much product placement to be taken seriously and had a very dull ending in my opinion.

I'll make sure they're red ones for him.

For those wondering, I will indeed be wearing assless chaps.

You can't spell #suppinguncontrollably without "gun control". That's an important message that I put in there intentionally. Because I'm deep and political and stuff.

I'm sure there will be plenty of Wees with that much bevvy flying around.