Sweet Pete

Get them bought, you're just scoring one for men everywhere after years of women having too many shoes. One in the eye for every wannabe Emelda Marcos.

Too soon, Zen. Too soon.

Send your maw. And her sambas.

No surprise there. He's a decent enough winger, but still somewhat raw and quite slight of build. Was a good deal more effective for us in Division Two, but it'd be unfair to single him out as having struggled in Division One when the whole team were floundering. Best of luck to him wherever he ends up. I think he'll pick up an SFL contract fairly easily.

Aye, all that was missing from their title charge was Daniel Sturridge.

They did, yes. I'm just shocked at the amount. I'd read previously that he was getting circa £90k per week at Liverpool. £120k a week and he's been an unmitigated flop.

Apparently it'll cost Liverpool £3m as a sweetener to Joe Cole when he transfers to West Ham. This is to make up for the drop in his earnings from £120k per week at Liverpool to £50k per week at the Hammers. £120k per week?!

Can't get them in on loan, they're both free agents

On the McDonald's and booze delivery services, there's a few "dial a drink" services advertised on Facebook in my area, but I've never used them due to the mental prices, I just make sure to stock up with enough at the start of the night. A couple of guys were delivering McDonald's in the town from the local drive through for just a couple of quid, but they chucked it after the franchisee complained to the local paper that he didn't want their unauthorised association, which struck me as odd.

He's never really convinced me when I've seen him for first team and reserves, but he could improve yet given his age I suppose.

In a word, yes.

Wouldn't mind seeing Lamont offered a contract. I doubt St Mirren will extend his deal beyond this month.

Follows me too, I think it's run by Pol off of here.

Allen and Sterling back in the starting line up today. Brendan Rodgers, Brad Jones and a member of the back room staff have been sent home and won't be present at the game due to illness.

P&B Subcrawl you say? O hai there!

After a few years then, it may be time to get tested for dyslexia.

Also known as "fantasists international".

The Andy McLaren Bridge.

A 1200ml glass of Stella, chased with Laphroaig 10 year old.

National pasttime.

Did he have a plastic bag with him? If so, is there any truth in the rumour that the plastic bag contains more plastic bags?

You're older than me, but since neither of us is a bottle of malt, I'm afraid you're not.

About time you were retired. You're shite.

Didn't King George or somebody say the Highlands started at Greenock, possibly for taxation reasons? Or have I made that up?

Isn't Perth called the "gateway to the Highlands"?