Ron Aldo

After eating a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle my piss smells like a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle.

#AnnounceOkazaki

I have no idea why we've decided Ilic is a right winger despite everything pointing to him being a left back. For a laugh, I think we should give Grimmy a run out at left wing.

Someone better tell Roma.

I got engaged a couple of weeks ago so wedding chat has been non-stop ever since. We've decided pretty early on that we'll be getting married abroad as it seems to work out a lot cheaper than getting married here. As has been said, in having it abroad it will only be folk who actually want to be there who will turn up. Her family is massive and I barely know half of them - if we were to have it here then they would all turn up whereas if we have it abroad then there's no chance of that. From here on I've left the planning up to her and told her just to let me know the time and place of the wedding.

A striker and a winger, eh? So Gboly on loan from that Greek mob he's just signed for along with Wilfried Bony. Sorted.

#announcebony

He'll be playing alongside Rangers legend Dalcio. Some move for him.

A great result but I didn't think we looked comfortable until it went 2-0 and Hibs basically chucked it. I don't mean to go all Well Fans II but, despite the result, there were a few things that bugged me. James Scott was far too greedy at times and despite being about a foot taller than Lewis Stevenson he didn't win too much in the air. Alan Campbell is a great player and had a good game overall but he got himself into a few good attacking positions but just seems unwilling to shoot. Long will be a good player for us but his finishing was rotten. I also thought that Carroll struggled at times against Horgan. I'm probably being overly critical but that's how I viewed things at the time. On the flip side I thought Hartley was outstanding and hopefully the mad b*****d manages to kick on and get back to previous levels. Grimshaw was also excellent again and just never stops running. Gillespie looked back to his old self after a couple of blips against Celtic and Hearts. A good day all in.

My recommendation would be the New Century. Just along the road from Lidl - decent prices and will only take 5-10 minutes at the most to walk to the stadium.

I don't understand the negativity towards Heckingbottom? He came in last season and had a great end of the season after the shambles left behind by Lennon. Granted he hasn't had the best start this season but it's still very early days. In terms of the game today, i'll go with a 1-1 draw.

I'm thinking Cammy Kerr after his earlier booking.

10 minutes ago Dundee were well in this [emoji23].

This has been a great game. Just need a Dundee comeback and a red card for someone.

Heard he's being punted on loan to Rotherham.

Anyone who goes to a football match with the sole intention to fight is an utter c**t. End of.

I see the Romanian league has been officially announced as being in the new game. Great...

Cheers folks! Will probably go with the Centenary and the pay bar. The difference between the pay bar and the pre-paid bar is about £40. I like a pint but i'd be doing well to drink at least 40 quids worth in a couple of hours (assuming you can't drink during the game).

Has anyone ever done hospitality and able to recommend the best package? Looking to book myself and my brother in for his 21st. Looking at both the Millennium Suite and Centenary Suite. The Millennium Suite is marked as the "premium" hospitality package but there's no mention of a bar (which is of course the most important thing). Any advice appreciated.

I was on holiday last week and had been on a diet for 3 months prior. Nothing drastic but went from just over 16 stone to just under 15 stone - I haven't weighed less than 15 stone for about 6 years. Got a wedding coming up so intend to stick to the holiday diet until after that. Once that's passed I intend to try and add a bit of decent muscle back on. Between shifting over a stone in weight and having a back injury for a couple of months, some of the weights that I could throw around a few months ago have become a real struggle recently. Might have another go at the triathlon before becoming a big fat b*****d again though...

My gym is too busy to be able to pre-adjust the bike prior to starting a row. Id probably add at least a couple of minutes on to my time in that case.

Tried the triathlon thing in the gym this morning and got a time of 21m 40s. 3m 54s for the row, 7m 4s for the bike and 10m 42s for the run. As has been said, the run was especially horrific. Got halfway through and had to talk myself through the rest. Definitely a good workout and something a bit different. I'm just back from 10 days holiday and sitting about 100kg so going to try and get a bit off that time over the next couple of weeks.

Being a Hyundai it must still be under warranty? I say you take it to a dealer and let them suss it out.

I doubt Tanner will be back playing at any sort of decent level. His knee might be perfectly fine but the mental aspect of having that type of injury must surely have an impact. I can't imagine he'd be keen to go into any kind of tackle, for example. I'd love to be proven wrong as he was a great wee player for us. After the length of time he's been out for I just can't see it.

Hopefully Forster keeps Bain out the team which, in turn, keeps him as far away from the Scotland team as possible.