We have an open plan staircase into the living room so she always sits at the top of the stairs drying her hair when I'm watching the telly. Plenty of sockets and large wardrobe mirror in the bedroom for doing the hair. Hoover when I'm watching telly. Panics if I drive over 50 mph on a motorway and she thinks all other drivers are on the road with the intention of crashing into us. Thinks I'm her gofer. Constant bloody soaps on the telly yet one game of football and I'm hogging it all week. Thinks making dinner consists of having a pizza in the fridge for me to heat up when I get home. Expects breakfast made every weekend, in bed too if she isn't up.