Miguel Sanchez

At least there was a guy holding the ladder. Wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

These teams barely look like they're in the same division.

Just tuned in and saw that miss. Good stuff.

Sam Allardyce: Leeds boss wants more protection for players after online abuse of Patrick Bamford - BBC Sport Existential Crises With Big Sam

Not sure what Knollsy would have to say about the Italians winning

@Derry Alli looks like your initial hypothesis was correct.

What did she call you instead?

I'm sure the children of Bear Grylls spend lots of time with PlayStations.

Are you suggesting you thought I might have been posting incorrect Barclays facts?

Wait until you all discover the American tradition of passing names down three generations, with the third iteration going by the nickname "Tripp" as a result.

Leeds United was an obscure Premier League statement in 2015 tbf

Barclays: Bringing People Together Since 1992

That was IV at release. This is IV now:

My dream of the NHL's Yukon Walleye comes a step closer.

I've just had a dream I need to share before I forget. I decided to go into the CEX on Union Street in Glasgow. After going into several multi-roomed Foot Lockers by mistake I was in the right place, but it was a darkened room with stairs going down into the floor and a guy checking IDs, much to the confusion of the other people going in. I was worried I'd need to show him my Young Scot Card but he didn't ID me. Going down several flights and floors filled with people I got talking to people and nobody knew where we were, or where we were going, but we all assumed we were going to get raped or killed but couldn't turn back. I met some boys I sent to primary school with and they didn't know. I got searched by a security guy I recognised from going to gigs who looked like a pirate, I asked him what was going to happen, he said (something) and humiliation, hopefully. Once we got far enough in the queue the big reveal came and... I honestly don't remember exactly right now. Something to do with Ben Elton and hitting Pikachu with sticks. I made a break for it going back up flights if stairs and there were different things happening in each floor I had to try and avoid. One of them had people leaning over the bannisters trying to spit on me as I was coming up. Glasgow always seems to be bigger in my dreams than it is, the streets are wider and the buildings are bigger and dirtier (but I'm very aware it's through time and volume of people and nobody being there to do anything about it) than real life. The volume of people in this building though. And once we were in none of us could go back. Then I dreamed I woke up and was trying to comfort a girl sleeping next to me who'd had a nightmare so I could start typing this. Then I realised I was actually awake and started typing. I also dreamed earlier I saw Les Dennis going into the library in Ibrox.

Yes, but it rings somewhat hollow when someone who lives in Barbados is complaining about Leif spending all his pocket money on Robux.

We could always just ask @Bully Wee Villa what happened to ICTFCwife

How computer games encourage kids to spend cash - BBC News Perhaps one for PTTGOYN but "articles" which treat video games like something aliens have brought to the planet in the last five minutes.

Why did you join a Scottish football forum and only start posting - about TV coverage of American politics - three months later?

I believe oaksoft is someone else on the board, but since he (seemingly) is being more restrained I'll wait and see.

Week 19 update I suppose everyone was hanging on for Eurovision this year.

500 Miles, In a Big Country, Love is All Around and The Sash.

Normal Island thread for this pish.

Just make Mel from Mel and Sue go away so I never need to hear someone say "Eurovish" again.

Nonsense