Miguel Sanchez

I for one hope Queen's go up. A new record goal difference for a top flight side awaits.

Congrats on finding a pair of ladders @Yenitit

Interesting QP defending.

I'm still laughing at the first goal and there's another one in.

OYF.

That was fast.

Too obvious.

It's not that fucking cold outside. Dick Foster looks like he's trekking the Arctic after this.

Celtic: Coronation Cup win paved way to European Cup glory - BBC Sport Great patter here.

If you think wearing a mask is keeping you alive, can't you just shut your mouth and hold your breath for two seconds while they check it's you?

I'm currently suffering the misfortune of the BBC News. Camilla didn't get where she is through PR, she didn't want PR, she wanted to meet people and change opinion that way. Now a judge from Strictly Come Dancing is saying she's worked for everything, she's had a tough life. It's Lizzie dying all over again. I live in a parallel universe.

I greenied this purely because you put the letter h in the right place for the two stars of Renfield.

People who spit on the street should be bludgeoned to death by the nearest person to them.

The Dundee/Queen's Park match thread is as much of a shambles as you would expect one day before Dundee play a title decider at a ground where the home team is apparently not being transparent with capacity and ticketing.

What a game. What a league. What a sport.

That's actually a reasonable use of it. Is it possible to look at a bright red baseball cap and not immediately think the wearer is a giant moron? I don't think so.

More fight in him than his team in that game tbf

I wouldn't really mind Edmonton winning but their fans deserve misery. I'd enjoy seeing them lose more than I'd not care about them winning. Anyone from the east or Seattle, please.

Sam, m8! Sam Allardyce: Leeds boss says he is 'up there' with Jurgen Klopp & Pep Guardiola - BBC Sport "The football club chooses which way it wants to go and far too many people think I am old and antiquated which is so far from truth. "It's all there with me. They do what they do, I do what I do. In terms of knowledge and depth of knowledge, I'm up there with them. I'm not saying I'm better than them, but certainly as good as they are."

An absolutely heinous decision. Get it to f**k.

Must be all the chlorine and hormones they pump the chickens full of.

Anyone from the east, please.