Miguel Sanchez

Finished 100%. I like how the game tried to do a poignant moment with some music in the background here. It might have landed if I hadn't spent the previous 30 hours in game trying to hunt animals that didn't show up, or didn't have the right number of stars, or did have the right number stars but didn't after I'd shot them. ~40 more missions to gold, ~30 more animals to study and skin and then I'll finally have the platinum and can do my best to forget the game ever existed.

Ferrari seem to have a QR code on their halo. How is that supposed to work?

What even is the point in this if you're not in a Red Bull? They're making Scottish football look competitive.

My "start watching three minutes before the race is due to start" strategy paying off well, if the last page and a half is to be believed.

Have you considered taking up reading?

VAR biased against Celtic, is it?

The algorithm's doing bits again

Anyone else feel like leathering someone?

Congratulations you are very intelligent.

It's supposed to be. It's so you want to play it and do a better job.

Week 18 update Heehaw. Actually very few deaths at all this week. Must be a spring thing.

As was said in the terrible journalism thread in the Premiership forum, it's also extremely funny and no doubt winds up Celtic fans, so it's fine.

How the f**k is the Norwegian league bringing in 40 million pound transfers?

Today's youtube recommendations include "Piers Morgan Uncensored" "PewDiePie" and "Ed Sheeran" Get fucked. And get people who refer to their wife as "she" or "her" in conversation with no other context in the bin as well.

A man devoid of irony:

A few years ago Cadbury decided their adverts needed to be as maudlin and thoughtful as possible. See also the wee guy on a bus who gives a crying girl a bit of chocolate, or the wee girl in a shop who buys a bar by handing over some shite toys and the guy gives her one back as change. Nauseating.

He's a fidgety old b*****d. He's spent the whole thing looking like he doesn't know what he should be doing.

Imagine seeing a pitch invasion for a title win and absolutely choking to try and call it a bad thing.

f**k up, James.

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