Miguel Sanchez

Etihad Stadium: Man City submit £300m plan to increase capacity to 60,000 - BBC Sport A bar! In the sky! A sky bar!

have you people seen the internet we should be thankful when people actually type sentences or use the shift key.

Some effort from McGill after the start.

Man with lots of money invests into business he knows nothing about then complains when it doesn't work. Fabulous. Hopefully he panics and leaves.

Dennis Taylor is always choking for a re-rack.

Vafaei looking immaculate. Some performance.

PARAMORE DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guid honest laddies need sum confidunce.

Week 15 update Heehaw, but I've been feeling a bit peaky.

Where is @Adam nowadays anyway? I miss seeing pictures of his Sunday roasts.

Callum Davidson on the team bus back to Perth after another interview where he throws the players under the bus to cover for his own failings:

Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom.

Of course, the "special standing package" which includes an A3 print and a lanyard and costs twice as much as a regular standing ticket is something even I won't try to defend.

I'm going to guess the elaborate stage background will be part of that. Arcade Fire, with loads of people and instruments and decoration, was around the same price. The National, with loads of people and instruments, was something like £50. Paramore next week is ~60-70, I think.

Footballer arrested over child sex offences to face no further action - BBC News Remember when uh... that guy, who played for that team, was apparently a nonce? Apparently not.

There is an extremely high chance that this man sacrificed a leg to win the cup. Hero.

Why go and see Peter Hook and the Ian Curtis Blood Money when....

I had one a few weeks ago where she turned up at my work and I was going about telling everyone she was an angel. Maybe I'm too nice.

News coverage of Joe Biden in Ireland. Vomit-inducing.

Violence.

Seeing Gandolfini in other things is weird. It's like he plays Kevin Finnerty as a character.

I'm going to see Paramore at the Hydro next Monday. Last night I dreamed I was trying to get my ticket sorted on my phone before I left, but I couldn't, and every time I looked at the time it had moved forward loads. I think by the time it ended it was 7PM and I still hadn't left the house. Relatively normal. Later on I decided to leave the house at 2PM. Fine. Until I ended up being Jeremy Clarkson and test driving a tiny electric car that ran on train tracks in a secret underground military/government base, trying to sneak around trains and away from the dustpan and brush which was going alone the rails and cleaning underneath the trains/flatbed things on them. Eventually I reached the end of the maze I was on and started going really far down (while filming the end of my car review) to the bit where the people worked, where I was going to get found out. I think I woke up around the back of eight and managed to convince myself I still have a few days to go and I haven't missed anything.

I think it was @Sergeant Wilson who said if he was on that Virgin plane he'd jump off. I get it.

Part of me wishes I'd kept a track of all the stupid shit this guy has done. The time since this post has been largely something I'll remember in fits and starts on a therapist's couch in a few decades, and even now if I thought about stuff or remembered stuff I'd barely believe it happened. Anyway, yesterday may have been his worst yet. Relatively senior lassie who's about the nicest person ever who'd been there for seven years has a new job and yesterday was her last day. He didn't come in, or message her, or anything. It's absolutely stunning how bad he's been at everything. I'm convinced he's a plant sent by a rival to get us shut down.