Miguel Sanchez

Guess what I bought this morning.

What would you have said?

Falkirk Mafia up to their old tricks I see

Seems I got the presale email at 6PM last night, so that was nice of them.

Like George Michael and present-day Simon Cowell merged into one. On a PS2.

The four tweets I've sent to the Ticketmaster customer service account without reply are even more annoying tbqh. How can a company be so averse to me giving them money?

Must've been nice buying tickets for things before the internet. What a world.

I'm in a queue on the Ticketmaster site for the time ever. This is a lot of shite.

The freer the market, the freer the people.

Looked like they dragged in someone who didn't know where they were or what they were doing. Tragic.

Ricciardo doing very well in his spiritual home. What a loss to the sport he'll be.

Alonso and Lancelot will be fine teammates for the next two seasons.

If it's any consolation to that guy from the other week I hate Crofty much more than Hamilton "Sainz turned in on him" fucking clown

Why are we talking about that goal without the video

Can't you get it off if you're a teacher?

I caught a bit of him on the telly. He said that the SNP swapped leaders during a government when Salmond was replaced by Sturgeon so that made it okay now too.

Supras was banned for following Dee Man about the forum calling him a rape apologist regarding the Ched Evans case.

There aren't that many results when you google elvis car tshirt

We sang what I eventually realised were Latin hymns during assemblies.

When I was at primary school we had what is now probably called a "teaching assistant" but was then just "a random pupil's overbearing maw" who did... stuff. Her main cause for existing seemed to be to ruin playing football during breaks and lunchtime. If the ball goes over the fence once? You're not getting it back. If you don't pass to the wee ones? The ball's getting taken off you. If you don't stop when someone's hurt? The ball's getting taken off you. She came up with loads of shite, including making coloured sashes (red, blue, green and yellow) for us to wear when we were playing. She was also fat, stank of B.O. and always wore this tshirt: I think I've hated Elvis ever since.

Week 43 update One death this week, the footballer Jimmy Millar: Rangers: Jimmy Millar dies aged 87 - BBC Sport The articles about him from the usual sources aren't very detailed, so I don't have a lot else to add. I will steal this picture from the Daily Record's piece though, since it's always nice to remember how good football used to look: Millar died at 87 so he's worth 38 Base Points for @ICTJohnboy and @JustOneCornetto. Johnboy gets an extra 25 for the Deadly Duo bonus taking him to 63 points, while the ice cream gets the Deadly Duo bonus and a Vice-Captain bonus taking him to 82 points. After that, the standings look like this: 1. Bishop Briggs 691 2. Indale Winton 635 3. Ned Nederlander 571 4. chompmyroot 551 5. JustOneCornetto 534 6. Billy Jean King 460 7. Arabdownunder, Arch Stanton, sparky88 445 10. Moomintroll 416 11. gkneil 382 12. weirdcal 372 13. psv_killie 353 14. Sweaty Morph 342 15. Savage Henry 338 16. mathematics, The DA 321 18. peasy23 318 19. The_Craig 315 20. pub car king 288 21. The Master 273 22. scottsdad 262 23. buddiepaul 261 24. Arbroathlegend36-0 255 25. lichtgilphead 237 26. microdave 228 27. thistledo 226 28. tamthebam 221 29. senorsoupe 219 30. Raidernation 218 31. Desp 217 32. pawpar 216 33. Melanius Mullarkey 207 34. Aim Here 205 35. Florentine_Pogen 202 36. gingette 199 37. Fuctifano, jimbaxters 196 39. blootoon87 180 40. Lofarl 176 41. Karpaty Lviv 161 42. thisal 160 43. cdhafc1874 159 44. Mark Connolly 153 45. ThomCat 143 46. ayrunitedfw 140 47. mizfit 136 48. sophia 131 49. HI HAT 122 50. ICTJohnboy, sleazy 121 52. willie adie 115 53. Scorge 114 54. nessies long lost ghost, The Naitch 113 56. Hamish's Passenger, speckled tangerine 112 58. Les Cabbage 111 59. The Hologram 108 60. Miguel Sanchez 105 61. Bully Wee Villa 104 62. paulathame, Sergeant Wilson 98 64. djchapsticks, Enigma 81 66. Ray Patterson 76 67. cambozpar 74 68. statts1976uk 68 69. D.V.T., qos_75 59 71. Aladdin, BillyAnchor, doulikefish, invergowrie arab, Oystercatcher, smpar, Soapy FFC 58 78. Cardinal Richelieu, get_the_subbies_on, Lex, RossBFaeDundee 52 82. HTG 48 83. Amarillo Bairn 44 84. Bert Raccoon 39 85. Curmudgeon 35 86. 10menwent2mow 34 87. Bold Rover, Clockwork, dagane, Duszek, Hedgecutter, lolls, LoonsYouthTeam, Stringer Bell 29 95. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mup1IJllKHs0a47J8G6IXUkvShJrV28Iuc-Kkn7RKuo/edit?usp=sharing