Miguel Sanchez

Do you know anything about the post to come to this conclusion?

She's punted Patel and Dorries from the cabinet, she can't be that bad.

Had a dream last night a flying purple car was outside my house ready to take me to be on Big Brother. When I realised it was outside I was desperately regretting applying to go on it. The car got lost somewhere along the banks of the Clyde or it got stuck in some heavy grass. I woke up at this point. After going back to sleep I was in Turkey and in a city doing some shopping. Turkey ended up very closely resembling Sauchiehall Street and the St. Enoch Centre but it was definitely Turkey. Some sort of religious-based civil war seemed to be breaking out and there were mobs of men in black robes and white robes charging down the streets as I was trying to run up hills and climb fences to get away from them.

@Christophe you could've warned us about that DJ

I'm sure everyone was up until 4AM watching this on E4, but since I'm off work this week and wanted a lie in I'm watching it now. I might care if I remembered anything about it before this point. There's another universe and Jerry and Morty are doing The Road with too many words.

A cover of Mogwai Fear Satan, please.

Now will you lot believe the BBC is filled with woke lefties and is unfair in its coverage of the Conservative and Unionist Party?

For whatever anyone says about Hamilton losing the lead and Russell pitting, he handled that restart terribly. He went about as early as possible which was basically the worst thing you could do in that situation.

I'm not quite at your age yet, grandad

The thought of you being in primary school when this happened has made me feel very old.

The pet insurance one where a mentally disturbed woman is on the couch crying while a Dalmatian sits opposite like it's a therapist It's played far too straight and profound to take it seriously. It's a dug.

Say what you will about Ferrari strategy, it's amazing that Mercedes allowed this to happen given how dominant they've been over so many years. Stupid to pit Russell, and Hamilton going that early, clueless

The best thing about that Sainz pitstop was the mechanics at his left rear just sort of standing around. Did they not realise they didn't have a new tyre for the pitstop that was about to happen?

Week 36 update Two deaths this week. Up first, former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev: Mikhail Gorbachev obituary | Russia | The Guardian Late 80s/early 90s history? Why, I bet there's a Simpsons moment that defines my understanding of these events "I just drop by with present for warming of house. Instead find you grappling with local oaf." Gorbachev died at 91 so he's worth 34 Base Points for @10menwent2mow, @Fuctifano, @HI HAT, @lichtgilphead, @Mark Connolly, @paulathame and @scottsdad, with @Hamish's Passenger getting a Vice-Captain bonus for 51 points. ===================== Second death this week was the TV presenter Bill Turnbull: Bill Turnbull obituary: Beloved BBC Breakfast host - BBC News Ironically for an obituary about someone who was clearly a very good journalist and broadcaster, the BBC doesn't really write these things in a condensed enough fashion to quote effectively here, so rather than any details about him or his his life you can just get that bit about his cancer diagnosis. By my count almost all of the people participating in the Dead Pool this year have prostates, so regardless of what age you are give this a read and keep it in mind: What are the symptoms of prostate cancer? | Prostate Cancer UK Turnbull died at 66, so he's worth 59 Base Points for @Aim Here, Bishop Briggs, @buddiepaul, @chomp my root, @D.V.T., @Fuctifano, @gkneil, @HI HAT, @Indale Winton, @lichtgilphead, @peasy23, @psv_killie, @qos_75, @senorsoupe, @The_Craig, @The DA and @thistledo. After all of that, the standings look like this: 1. Bishop Briggs 691 2. Indale Winton 635 3. chompmyroot 551 4. Ned Nederlander 496 5. sparky88 445 6. JustOneCornetto 431 7. Billy Jean King, gkneil 382 9. weirdcal 372 10. Arch Stanton 358 11. psv_killie 353 12. Sweaty Morph 342 13. Savage Henry 338 14. mathematics 321 15. peasy23 318 16. Moomintroll 293 17. The DA 263 18. Arbroathlegend36-0 255 19 The Master 244 20. lichtgilphead, The_Craig 237 22. scottsdad 233 23. Arabdownunder 230 24. microdave 228 25. thistledo 226 26. senorsoupe 219 27. Aim Here, buddiepaul 205 29. Fuctifano, jimbaxters 196 31. Desp 188 32. pawpar 187 33. pub car king 181 34. Raidernation 174 35. Florentine_Pogen 173 36. tamthebam 169 37. Melanius Mullarkey 163 38. thisal 160 39. Blootoon87 151 40. gingette 150 41. cdhafc1874 130 42. Lofarl 127 43. nessies long lost ghost, The Naitch 113 45. Hamish's Passenger, speckled tangerine 112 47. Mark Connolly 109 48. Miguel Sanchez 105 49. Bully Wee Villa 104 50. HI HAT 93 51. sleazy 92 52. scorge 85 53. ayrunitedfw, Les Cabbage 82 55. The Hologram 73 56. ThomCat 69 57. D.V.T., qos_75 59 59. Willie adie 57 60. Cardinal Richelieu, djchapsticks, Enigma, get_the_subbies_on, Lex, RossBFaeDundee 52 66. Ray Patterson 47 67. Bert Raccoon, statts1976uk 39 69. 10menwent2mow, paulathame 34 71. cambozpar, Karpaty Lviv 30 73. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mup1IJllKHs0a47J8G6IXUkvShJrV28Iuc-Kkn7RKuo/edit?usp=sharing

Yep! It's not a thing I'll be doing again either.

Further television update. I got four emails yesterday

Think it was third year before I checked a book out of the library

Ukraine, Turkey and Azerbaijan, what a group

I've seen them once, at the SECC for The Suburbs a day after I had food poisoning.

Toshiba. Got picked up last Thursday (after DPD didn't turn up on Wednesday), I got an e-mail on Tuesday to say they had it and I've heard nothing since.

Thoroughly hoping the rest of Glasgow is so disgusted by the affair that it's just me and vT there on Monday night