Miguel Sanchez

Do these... do these people not realise that Google Maps isn't a real time, live CCTV image of every mapped place on the entire planet? They're not that stupid, are they?

The one where Jack and Victor go out to celebrate being pals is on BBC Scotland.

The game being paused this long is giving Jenas a dangerous amount of time to speak.

Here Wayne Rooney's an interesting shape.

Gakpo? Cackpoo more like.

I've seen the Rabiot pass before:

Now that's a pass.

Sorry I've just encountered the story today and I'm a bit overwhelmed by it.

A bit of digging (clicking on "Tenerife" trending on twitter) tells me that the boy in Tenerife was part of a gang who attacked someone with a machete last year: Eight thugs who split boy's head open with machete dodge jail - Daily Record

Is it my imagination or have there been lots of terrible corners in this tournament?

I could jump over the keeper but if I drag my foot and kick him I'll get a penalty. Should've shot early rather than taking it past him.

Andros Townsend's been a decent co-commentator on ITV. He can string a sentence together and sounds like he's seen a game of football before, which is quite a sad bar to clear.

Never fear England, the Americans have some advice:

I left school in 2010. We had our Leavers night in a place up the town. It was great, just a big party. We had a Prom a week or two later at the Hilton. The dinner was great. The rest of the night was shite because everyone was depressed about leaving and nobody was pished because it was the Hilton and drinks cost a fucking fortune.

I never realised Spain's right back was called Robin Norman.

One hit wonder.

Whoops.

Just watch the telly on your.... telly.

Mind when we played Spain off the park in qualifying? What a laugh.

"Overload" "Break the lines"

I used to have dreams where I was trying to do this but couldn't.

Gareth Southgate saw that Learn CPR ad on the boards and started looking for a pen to write down the website address.

I'll say one thing for Barron, he's ugly enough for Rangers.