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I have had more than 2,500 retweets. I am your new God.
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Reply to this status update to win one 100% genuine photograph of Jesus playing basketball with Richard Nixon.
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Reply to this status to win free entry into a prize draw where the prize is entry into a raffle to win the chance to comment on my status update.
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Would like to thank everyone at @RealMadridFC for the great times I've had playing there but it's time to move on. Love you guys.
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Forget nationalist or Unionist, Yes or No, left or right. Cthulu's wrath will render all meaningless. #BothVotesCthulu
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I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Because you keep putting antifreeze in my tea.
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Hail Satan
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Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy
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Reply to this status for the chance to win an iPad
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If you don't like fig rolls then you aren't a good person.
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If you reply to this status update I will give you a shot of one of my MASK figures.
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World shut your mouth, shut your mouth, put your head back in the clouds and shut your mouth.