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ICTChris

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  1. I have had more than 2,500 retweets. I am your new God.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Shared. Baghdad.

    2. Richie95

      Richie95

      I for one, welcome our new ICTChris overlord.

  2. Reply to this status update to win one 100% genuine photograph of Jesus playing basketball with Richard Nixon.

  3. Reply to this status to win free entry into a prize draw where the prize is entry into a raffle to win the chance to comment on my status update.

    1. afca32
    2. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Merry Christmas Mr. Chips!

  4. Will Grigg's on fire. I set him alight. He must burn. A sacrifice to the red God.

  5. Would like to thank everyone at @RealMadridFC for the great times I've had playing there but it's time to move on. Love you guys.

  6. Forget nationalist or Unionist, Yes or No, left or right. Cthulu's wrath will render all meaningless. #BothVotesCthulu

  7. I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Because you keep putting antifreeze in my tea.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Yes. Yes I do.

    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      I didn't say stop.

    3. Lisa Cuddy

      Lisa Cuddy

      Wait, Savage Henry's doing it too?

      Oopsie!

  8. I hate everything

    1. Rugster

      Rugster

      Whats up bbz? xoxoxox

    2. Savage Henry
  9. Vote Cthulu - why choose the lesser evil? #NoLivesMatter

  10. Hail Satan

    1. Sweet Pete

      Sweet Pete

      Like and share for your chance to win ICTChris's eternal soul. No purchase necessary.

    2. Rugster

      Rugster

      Hail Santa

    3. ICTChris
  11. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

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    2. RiG

      RiG

      What an absolute beast you are.

    3. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      The prize draw has been carried out and you've all won. Enjoy.

    4. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Send mine to a Syrian refugee camp, please. They need it more than me. #charidy

  12. Reply to this status for the chance to win an iPad

    1. KnightswoodBear
    2. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I've already got an iPad, so Knightswood Bear can have it.

    3. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Neither of you won an iPad

  13. Does anyone have an update on the transfer status of Mark Duffy?

  14. The Devil is a lie

  15. If you don't like fig rolls then you aren't a good person.

    1. Binos123sam

      Binos123sam

      If you support inverness then you aren't a good person.

  16. If you die you die.

    1. Mon Dieu

      Mon Dieu

      Four asterisks beg to differ...

  17. I've gone and done it again.

  18. I am a bad person

  19. I am a bad person

  20. Stephen Lewisbergson

  21. If you reply to this status update I will give you a shot of one of my MASK figures.

    1. Mordecai

      Mordecai

      I had a vhs of that!

  22. Anyone got any scarf news from Sebu? Feeling out the loop here.

  23. World shut your mouth, shut your mouth, put your head back in the clouds and shut your mouth.

  24. I'm not going to lie to you Marge... so long!

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