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That burd on Jackpot 247 needs a fish supper. She's like a skelf.

Burnt mince and onions. Its gaun doon a treat.

Me too. I think this talent needs shared. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sY-GCepgYo

Black tea.

One of the best junk emails yet. I never even tried the link, think it's Ugandan.

Evil Neighbours Thread Has xbass been on yet and said England?

I think he's a cheery wee chap. Rarely misses an Ayr game. In fact, he was at Forfar yesterday.

Just sampled a pint of Bernard Pivo(lager) in Sheffield Tap. T'was nice but don't know any info about it, bint behind the bar was clueless.

Is this for COPD?

I seen a Thistly beer on sale today in The York Tap at the station. However I had a pint of this import: £5 a pint(5%). Was a nice pint but seemed somewhat watery compared to the brews I've been sampling lately. Wonder if a "Real Ale Train Trail" could be possible? The Sheffield Tap on platform 1 is amazingly well stocked. There was also a "Tor Indian Pale Ale" on sale at £6.50 a pint which was 6.5%. Are breweries charging by specific gravity or ABV? Does stronger beer cost more to produce?

Had a couple of 2/3 of a pint glasses of Leezie Lundie in Jakes Place, Market St Edinburgh. Also spotted these expensive buggers. Had a chuckle at these beers names. An interesting wee pub with a chatty barmaid. I'll be back.

Now, if you had said Goose Eye, I'd have been mega jealous.

How many lefties does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they sit in the dark for 20 years and blame Thatcher for the last one going out.

http://www.eu-un.europa.eu/articles/fr/article_6960_fr.htm Hims and Tuns beware. Jail time.

A night in Coatbridge, at a boxing competition. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=491273617605514&set=vb.100001686402410&type=2&theater

Without a comb. For the hoors/hoormaisters oot there, UndercoverLovers.com is all the rage. Allegedly. Seemingly MILFS and Cougars want pumped by ANYONE. Thank feck I'm happilly married. Widny be fecked with all that chasing palavar again.

Combat

http://youtu.be/I0dgyoO3S3s

The offie is called "The Drinks Cellar." Sits between Rabbies Bar and the new pub Atrium.

We were in The Grapes when Queens equalised. We were in the Stadium Bar at full time. Hence Deserts near battering at Celtic's late winner.

Bring a nurse and doctor with us. Oh, and a sober camera crew for highlights on MotD (Mess of the Day)

Knightswood Bear too. EDIT: OOPS

Correct. I wouldn't waste my time in A&E with sore ribs. Two Ibrofen and then two paracetemol two hours later. Keep alternating until pain subsides.